"anything is legal bitch and you want to go to the store and get food?" Andre exclaims as we're sitting in the lounge with the tv running as background noise waiting for our mums to wrap up their literal meet and greet. the lucky day was tomorrow.
"Yes because ion wanna pay and all the food possible," I say licking my lips. "plus, the apple store prolly gonna glitch all their products in the store do if you steal one it won't work anyway and Gucci would have guards because their not fucking stupid and get drugstore makeup for fucks sake," spit my facts onto my best friend.
"Well I'm not going with you bitch tomorrow and you are once low maintenance bitch." Andre looks dramatically at the window making sure I see his bob shake around (literally imagined Andre as the 'and I oop-' guy or girl not sure tbh). "I don't need friends, they disappoint me." I giggle and he rolls his eyes and goes onto his phone playfully ignoring me.
"ANDRE, WHERE'S MY SUNGLASSES?" his mum yells (if you don't get this reference-) "ion know ma and ion care lets go!" He screams back. Now I know he did not just yell at his mama disrespectfully and she not gon woop his ass- "bye puh" (pronounced poo :))
I give him my signature smile and hug as we say our goodbyes. I plan my outfit and makeup for my heist. So I may be dramatic but it's fun. The makeup part was hard because wanted to where a ski mask on top and after a good 27 minutes I managed to make it work. I then chose the clothes for my heist.
List of things worth stealing:
•Ice cream// mint chip, cookies n cream, candy floss
•Doritos (mountain dew ones are sooo good and the mexicanaaaa. Also ranch isn't a flavour where I am, what's it like? And what do you put ranch on? Don't think we have that either)
•popcorn// cheese, caramel, butter
•tampons bc that shit expsensive
•LOTS OF COOKIES
•AND marinated ribs and meat bc bitch you a lazy ass hoe
Crisps
End of list
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Just an inspo thing of what you're slaying
Y/n pov
I try to go to sleep but tomorrow is just exciting me too much that i can't seem to sleep. I get out of bed quietly, hoping not to wake my mama. I get dressed in joggers and look at the time: 4:20am. Well... it'd be disrespectful not to roll up some weed. I roll my blunt, shove my lighter in my pocket and roll down the window and climb the tree to the ground (can you climb downwards? is that the right terminology?)
My legs take me to a nearby park, I forget how everything is so beautiful in the dark. How peaceful and bliss it is. "Hi gurl," I freeze, why would anyone be out at a time like this? I turn around slowly, "is there something you need?" and I see a weird nigga with red dreads and lots of face tattoos out with his friends.
"Did you need something?" I ask politely whilst mugging them real hard. "Yeh," he looks into my eyes and stares at me silently for a while. "Spit it out then," I roll my eyes and cross my arms. Mama always said if you give an arrogant vibe the creeps will leave you alone. "Yeah, this our turf. Anythin on it is our property." He smiles showing his gold grills. I whip out my gun and give the sweetest forced smile possible. "Don't forget the purge is in 3 hours. I don't think you'll want to find me in the 12 hour period." I sashay away leaving them all stunned.
So I'm kind of like- not obsessed with rappers anymore oop- but i think I might continue this because i keep deleting and discontinuing my books it just ain't it. Also sorry that this was ass. Probably a part 2 but idek yet
