it was a normal Sunday morning, i was just heading to church for bible study, when all of a sudden a strange figure appeared before me, it was jesus himself! i asked him "what are you doing here?" he replied with "just chillen and making sure that y'all aren't sinning" (THAT RHYMED.. ya ima just skip to the juicy part.. if you know what i mean *wink wink*) a-aH~ w-we can't d-do this during c-church a-aHh~ "quiet down or else the pastor might hear us" haA~ w-wait, i-im still pray-hYa!~J-jesus please, y-you might rip me in half-aHn~ "dont worry, you'll get used to it soon" ~a-ah!! g-give me all of your ~ah~holy w-water ahHh (LMAO I HATE THIS) j-jesus chan~ ah~ right there~ ohhhh ya~ w-why does sinning feel so g-good- aGh~ (IM NOT EVEN CHRISTIAN, WHY DID I MAKE THIS)
