If you want a good laugh or shed some tears after finishing reading this amazing series, then you are welcome to open this chaotic fanfic of mostly Cardan fangirling...
and Jude simping ...
PS: People who comment on my story are my boredom stealing...
stealer_of_hearts: Guys there is something under my bed.
creepy_crawly: @blast_girl321 have you left one of your bombs in your majesty chambers, because if one of them blast it would be very unfortunate.
stealer_of_hearts:.......unfortunate?
stealer_of_hearts: Are you calling me blasting into shreds and burnt ashes, UNFORTUNATE?!?!
blast_girl321: cHILLLL. I don't remember leaving any. As a matter of fact, I haven't gone in the royal chambers in a while.
nightfell_is_sharp: Cardan, it could be one of your stupid toys you bought at the mall.
stealer_of_hearts: Its moving. I AM FREAKING OUT. WHY THE HELL IS IT MOVING? It look very real, it not a toy. Judeeee helppppppp
nightfell_is_sharp: Cardan, calm down.
stealer_of_hearts: Its coming out. Holy hagsss gddegdehluyretd6wewgd23627u9ujswwwwwwy
blast_girl321: what happened. what is this?
creepy_crawly:???
nightfell_is_sharp: Cardan???
silent_feet: karma
stealer_of_hearts: Its a roach. I dropped my phone. shitt ahhhh its coming close to me. Its so uglyyyyy. Stay away roach.
creepy_crawly: I will pretend to not take offence.
blast_girl321: Lmaoooooooooo
nightfell_is_sharp: You almost gave me a cardiac arrest over a roach. Cardan you are so dead.
stealer_of_hearts: will you stop threatening me, I am already standing on the bed. Why does this roach have two sword like things????
nightfell_is_sharp: Those are antennas.
nightfell_is_sharp: Just kill the bloody roach!!
creepy_crawly: Once again, I will pretend that I am not offended.
creepy_crawly: Call the roach something else, I AM the Roach.
blast_girl321: blast the roach, should i do it for you your majesty?
silent_feet: Just step on it.
nightfell_is_sharp: Just use the spray for god's sake
stealer_of_hearts: Stop telling me to kill the roach. There are other alternatives to death. when will your brains comprehend this!!!
nightfell_is_sharp: yoy won't become a killer by killing a dam roach.
creepy_crawly: FOR THE LAST TIME PEOPLE, STOP ORDERING TO KILL THE ROACH.
stealer_of_hearts: thank you
creepy_crawly: I meant i am the Roach, not that you shouldn't kill it.
stealer_of_hearts: I hate you guys
nightfell_is_sharp: I am coming
5 mins later
nightfell_is_sharp: Cardan stop laughing. It's not that funny
stealer_of_hearts: goshh, my stomach hurts................hahaha.............guys...............
creepy_crawly: What happened?
stealer_of_hearts: Jude used a spray paint instead of the pesticide spray. Now the roach is blue!!
blast_girl321: What the hell!! send a pic.
stealer_of_hearts:
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blast_girl321: That is one dope roach
creepy_crawly: Once again, I will pretend I am not offended. Lilliver you are supposed to be my girlfriend!!
Hey guyss, I got this idea from a meme. The pic is also from that meme. Plz vote and comment and any demands for what I should post next, I am always welcome.
I don't think so I will be doing any Cardan's POV cuz i feel like I can't do justice to his character by writing it myself and we will have to wait for the great Holly Black to release his novella.
