Good day. Today I am presenting my essay on the fact that Harry Potter is a confused aggressive bisexual.
On the bisexuality front, Harry Potter has been confirmed to have dated both Cho Chang and Ginny Weasley, both girls. That's half of it done now. He fell madly in love with both of them. All of Harry's father figures in the books have been attracted to men. It makes sense that J.K. Rowling would make Harry at least somewhat attracted to males. However, I don't give two shits what she'd do, because it's made clear from the descriptions of other male characters including Draco Malfoy and Cedric Diggory that he is a flaming bisexual. A bisexual father with children if you will. And just so you know, J.K. Rowling is a transphobic shit that I have no respect for. Anways, confused and aggressive time...
He spends half his time at Hogwarts not paying attention in class, cheating, or just fucking around doing something else unimportant. The other half he spends fighting dark wizards... I'd say he's pretty confused. Does he even know what 2+2 is? I could give many examples of Harry being aggressive but I'm sure you could think of them yourself...hem, hem, Aunt Marge and occclumency in the movies, hem, hem. This isn't a thousand words yet so I'm just gonna write I am a fish, shoutout to anyone who understands that reference, waddup? I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I am a fish I-AM-A-FISH
