The village elder soon spoke up!
Elder: Who are you?
Zeldris: Hello there, allow me to introduce ourselves. My name is Zeldris, and we are a traveling improv group. Here let me give you a demonstration, my comrades will play a bunch of drunken sailors, and you all are a bunch of baby seals. And .............. go!!
Galand stabs a bunch of the villagers, followed by Monspeet burning them, and Derieri crushes them with her fists!!
Zeldris: And see?
Elder: What do you want with us? Why are you slaughtering us humans?
Zeldris: Well you see, I was just in the area and I though to myself ha this would make a delightful summer h- What the hell do you think I'm here for?
Elder: Our trees?
Zeldris: Ugh ...... Galand, two or three more.
Galand: Two or three more?
Zeldris: Two or three more.
Galand then kills three more villagers.
Zeldris: Well done Galand. Now then, if you don't want anymore deaths. Tell us where this kingdom's capital is.
Elder: We don't know.
Zeldris: Is that so? You know that was the last thing that the elder from the previous village we visited said. And well, we made sure that he regretted it.
Elder: Wait .... there's no need for you to be upset.
Zeldris: Oh, I don't get upset. I have the others do that for me. Fraudrin.
Fraudrin: Of course I-
Fraudrin is soon hit in the back!!
Natsu: TAKE THAT DEMON!! HAHAHAHAHA! FAIRY TAIL IS GOING TO-
You, Gray, and Erza rush down and begin beating up to a pulp!!
King: You're friend is a moron.
Wendy: Yeah, he is.
Rainbow: A really big one.
(Y/N): SCREW THIS!!
The rest of you guys get down!
Zeldris: Well if it isn't my brother and his annoying friends.
Gray: We're here to stop you from this senseless slaughter!!
Zeldris: 92!
Erza: You're going to pay for all the lives you've taken.
Zeldris: 395.
Wendy: What are you even-
Zeldris: Oh no go on, don't mind me.
(Y/N): We are going to stop you!
Zeldris: Oh wow, 500.
(Y/N): OKAY THAT'S IT, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Zeldris: Oh this is just a hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so very often, so I decided to make a list of how many times I heard certain lines.
Natsu: Y-you sick bastard!
Zeldris: 190.
Ban: You guys are doing it wrong. Watch. We're going to ........ FUCK YOUR FACE!!
Zeldris: Oh my ....... 12!!
Ban growls!!
Zeldris: Enough of this. Kill them.
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