Love is at your doorstep

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I hear a knock at my door "H-harry Styles and *insert K-pop star name here* what are you doing here?!"

"Y/N," they both whisper in their deep hot voices.

"We want to be your d a d d y"

"I already have a daddy though" I respond.

"We already took care of him" ;)

"You killed Obama?" 😰

Harry likes his lips slowly, looking me in the eyes " You could say that"

"I am saying that." I sass back, hands on my hip.

suddenly scary orphanage lady busts through the door!! "Y/N WHAT R U DOING?!1??!??!?1"

"I'm BeINg HarAsSed" I whine.

"THATS WHAT YOU DESERVE YOU ****. Get this abomination out of here >:(. That's right I sold you to the 2 hottest men on earth."

😱That explains the herpes

suddenly Mr. Obama, appears, hysterically laughing

insert kpop idol name here screams "N-NANI?"

"DADDY!!" I shout with glee

That's right y/n it's your daddy.

an epic battle commences between scary orphanage lady, harry styles, insert kpop idol name here and obama.

I get popcorn "I love orgies"

while they are distracted Skrek appears and picks me up bridal style "Good, because you're gonna be in a lot of them"

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A/N
Author-san: hey guys this is my first story so please be gentle senpai!
Harry styles: I will get you one day Y/N >:)
Y/N: gulp
Author: g-guys please no fighting ;-;