Shrek is love, shrek is life

Chapter 3

"You better get your ass over here Karlie"I said over the phone. "Okay lemme just pack up some pajamas and shit" karlie said.

I was throwing a slumber party and 3 people were invited, me, taylor, and Karlie. Karlie is a friend of mine that works with me. I guess you could say we're coworkers. Except we don't work in offices.

I opened the fridge and go out some ramen noodles. I might as well make some party food. I chose chicken flavor for me. Chicken flavor for Taylor. And beef flavor for karlie. karlie is a crazy bitch who the hell likes beef?!

I boiled the water and put the noodles in. Then I poured the powdered goodness in the bowls. The ramen noodles were complete to perfection. Absolutely perfect.

I ran to my turquoise room with duck dynasty posters and looked in my wardrobe. My slumber party pajamas were right where I left them. I quickly changed into them. I looked at myself in the mirror. I looked so friggen hot I would date myself. I'm so gonna win this competition.

Then the knocking sounded. I ran to the door real quick. And opened it to find karlie in a robe. "Why the hell are you in a robe?" I asked. "I didn't want you to see my outfit until the competition" she replied.

I let karlie in and that's when Taylor walked out of the bathroom. She's been in there for ages.

"I'm ready for the competition" Taylor said.
We set up the stage made out of coffee tables and construction paper. It looked great tbh. "We're all done with the stage I guess" I said.

I got behind the paper backstage and checked my makeup. I had to make sure I looked hot. Karlie went first she looked like shit tbh. Horrible outfit choice that stupid bitch. She was only wearing a pink bra and underwear. So unoriginal.

Next up was me. I got up on the stage and did my model walk. Left foot right foot left foot right foot. That's when I fell on my face. "Oh fuck" I screamed. My outfit was ruined.

Karlie and Taylor started laughing at me. I was disqualified for sure. I sat down on the floor and started to have bad thoughts about myself.

Taylor was up next. When she came up behind the stage I knew she would win. I started crying because of this. but of course they ignored me.

"And the winner of the 2015 slumber party is......