die >:((( and even more pick up lines

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>:((( GRRRRRR (also i think some gore warning-)

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Gundham:

"I saw you hanging out with Tenko the other day," Gundham said, glaring at Brynne.

"Gundham, it's not what you think!" Brynne jumped up from her seat to explain herself. Gundham walked to the doorway of Brynne's room and roughly took out a tied up Tenko.

"I won't hesitate to slit this mortal's throat, my queen." Gundham chuckled darkly as he pressed a sharp knife towards Tenko's throat. Brynne pleaded and begged for Gundham to let Tenko go.

Gundham didn't listen and swiftly drew the knife across Tenko's neck, blood immediately flowing out of the wound as Tenko started to choke on her own blood. Gundham stabbed her in the chest, putting her out of her misery. He threw the body to the ground and kicked it out the door.

"You can never talk to anyone but me. You will be mine forever, whether you like it or not, my queen."


Kazuichi: (Srry no teru content-)

"Baby, I saw TeruTeru hanging out with you, is there something you need to tell me?" Kazuichi asked, holding Aster in his lap.

"It's nothing, Kaz, he's just a friend, he means nothing-" Kazuichi held Aster tighter.

"I saw him flirting with you, what's up with that? Huh?" Kazuichi let go of Aster and kicked open the closet. A tied-up TeruTeru fell out of the closet, many stab wounds on his chest, but he was still alive. Aster tried to tell Kazuichi not to hurt him, but it was no use. Kazuichi slowly crushed TeruTeru's skull with his feet.

"You know you can only be with me, baby, so why don't you stay here a couple of days so others won't get hurt?"


Gonta:

"Who is that skinny man Kaitlyn talks to?" Gonta asked, holding Kaitlyn's wrists tightly, wanting an answer quickly.

"H-His name is Korekiyo, he's a really good friend, there's nothing going on, Gonta! I-I swear!" Kaitlyn groaned in pain after Gonta let go of her. Gonta took Kaitlyn off of his lap and set her down on their bed.

"Is Kaitlyn sure? Gonta thinks he saw Korekiyo touching Kaitlyn's shoulder and he doesn't like it when others touch what belong to Gonta." Gonta reached under the bed and pulled out a tied up Korekiyo, who was struggling.

"P-Please don't hurt him! I'll do anything, Gonta!" Kaitlyn was cut off by Gonta snapping Korekiyo's arm right off. Kaitlyn screamed and started crying as Gonta started taking off all of Korekiyo's limbs one by one, then throwing the body down the basement stairs.

"Kaitlyn will forever stay with Gonta. No one else will take away Kaitlyn, Kaitlyn is Gonta's."


Nagito:

"Tess, why are you hanging out with Chiaki?" Nagito asked Tess. Tess continued to play Animal Crossing and didn't even hear Nagito. Nagito sighed and took the Switch away from Tess, which audibly made her groan.

"Why are you hanging out with Chiaki?"

"Because she's cool and I play Animal Crossing with her. She's on my island right now-" Tess was interrupted by Nagito stepping on the Switch, breaking it.

"You know you belong to me, my hope." Nagito heard the doorbell ring, which he answered. He pulled in Chiaki, who was surprised at his sudden aggressiveness. Nagito pulled out a gun and put it towards Chiaki's forehead. Tess tried to make Nagito stop, but he shot multiple bullets into Chiaki's head, killing her instantly. Nagito shoved Chiaki's body to the ground.

"You know you belong to me, my hope. You can't be with anyone else, only me."

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here, brynne, your content-

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Gundham:

» "Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my cock-"

» "GUNDHAM NO-"

Brynne:

» "Can I get into your cave of wonders? Oh my god I hate this-"

» "No, my queen, keep talking, I'm interested-"

TeruTeru: 

» "Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot."

» "That's...not bad-"

Aster:

» "I need an extra heart. Can I have yours?"

» "You know I don't understand gaming-"

Gonta:

» "How about we get together and cross-pollinate?"

» "...You didn't have to ask me-"

Kaitlyn:

» "...I still can't think of one. Just fuck me already."

» "Kaitlyn should at least try!"

Nagito:

» "You are my hope, Tess, there's nothing more I can say."

» "Why didn't you have a fancy pick up line then-"

Tess:

» "Aren't you the model from my figure drawing class?"

» "No, I'm sure-Oh, that's a pick up line-"

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*throws chapter at you* here. take it.

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