so heres some jokes for your friends
you: knock knock
Your friend: who's there
you: boo
Your friend : Boo who
you: dont cry it was only a joke
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diff joke
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You: A boy mushroom walked into a pub.There was a girl mushroom sitting at the bar so he went and sat down beside her. He ordered two drinks . One for the girl and one for him.
Girl mushroom: Why did you order me a drink?
Boy mushroom : because im a fungi ( fun-guy)
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Riddle
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You: A old woman lives in a cottage. Her hair,glasses, tv,floor,roof was pink. Everything was pink .What colour was the stairs?
Your friend ( might say) : pink
You: There isn't a stairs in a cottage.
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next riddle
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You: A man was walking to an airport, on his way there he met a girl with 2 cats , 2 dogs , 7 daughters and 7 sisters. how many people did he meet?
Your friend ( might say) : 18
You: (awnser) No , he met 1 person . the person he met HAD 2 cats , 2 dogs, 7 daughters and 7 sisters , but he only met the girl.
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joke
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You: How many seconds are in a year?
friend: dunno
Answer:There are 12 seconds in a year. Janurary 2nd, Feburary 2nd ,March 2nd .............etc
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another joke
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Hey bob,"Will you rember me tomorrow??"
"Yes"
"Will you rember me next week??"
"Yes"
"Will you rember me next month??"
"Yes"
"Will yoiu rember me next year??"
"Yeah"
"Knock Knock"
"Whos There??"
"See, you forgot me already!!!!!!"
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riddle
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Question:
Violet, indigo, blue and green, yellow, orange and red; these are the colors you have seen after the storm has fled.
What am I?
Answer:
A Rainbow.
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another riddle
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Question:
A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son.
Who am I.
Answer:
I'm their daughter.
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a joke
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One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to get 4 spelling words.
1st he went to his Brother and asked "Could you give me a spelling word?" His Brother answered "ShutUp" So he wrote down Shutup.
2nd he went to his Mother and asked her. She answered "Certainly" He wrote down certinly.
3rd he wen to his Dad and asked for somthing sweet. His dad answered Lolipop so he wrote down Lolipop.
4th he went to his little brother and asked the question. He answered "In my Little Blue Car"
The next day he went to school and his teacher asked for the words. He said his 1st word Shutup. Then she asked "Do you want to go to the principles office?" He said is second word "Certainly". In the principals office the principal asked what do you think you deserve, the boy answered "Lolipop!!" Then the principal asked "What do you think your punishment should be?" The boy answered "To go in my Little Blue Car!!!!"
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another joke
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Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?
A. Because when they tried to make another one, they made a Boo-Boo.
hope u enjoyed!!!!!!!!!!!
