my will

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my will: 

Since the rest of my hamster days will be at the hamster phsyco camp, I have decided to give everybody in my life a piece of me. 

TO the PIGEON who is always staring at me through the window, I will give a little stash of poop I have stashed in the corner all of these years.

TO the FAT CAT who has always wanted to eat me, I will give my excersize wheel. You can excersize all that fat off or just chew on it...

TO my OWNER, I give you NOTHING. Because you sent me to the hamster phsyco camp. 

OKAY NEXT CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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