Percy Jackson at Hogwarts

When things can not get worse (NO HECATE)

Percy's POV

You would think after surviving two, yes TWO wars that I could finally live a normal life. Hahaha you could not be more wrong. After the fall of Gaia, Tartarus himself sent hundreds, no thousands of monsters to camp crushing the barrier protecting it and killing everyone. Well except me. This is when I question why I can't freakin' die. Seriously gods you kill all my friends and family why not just kill me to end this suffering. Hecate took pity on me for some stupid reason, something to do with a noiseless guy trying to end the world, stopped paying attention after she said hello Percy. Dam you ADHD. When I realized that I wasn't paying attention and actually started listening hecate told me that wizards were real. And at that moment I said the most intelligent thing a demigod could say, " huh?" Very intelligent right?

Harry's POV

It was just the normal day of me doing ALL the chores in the house while Dudley fucked on some video games and Vernon sat on his fat ass in the living room watching the television. I was outside weeding the garden when I see a boy about 15 years old and a very hot lady next to him who looks about 20 carrying bags into house number 9. I think they are new and just moving in so I let them do shit.

Percy's POV

An now we are just moving into our house. Wait... you look confused about something. Did the author just skip to another persons POV while I Was TALKING!!! Dam you author. Well now I have to explain everything AGAIN. Huh, fine. I swear life is just torture now. Anyway, Hecate de-aged me to a 15 year old so I could take my O.W.Ls (Athena is going to kill me) and she also made me a wizard. Horray! I can do cool shit now. Hecate already started teaching me magic and don't get me wrong she is a "great" teacher (she really isn't. I hate school. Don't tell her she will kill me.) but she is not joking when she says this is going to be the hardest study of my life. Well I should stop narrating this story in my head and get on with the plot. Who needs 4 walls anyway.

Transition to not breaking the forth wall
(Maybe...)

Percy:

We walked into the small house on private drive carrying all my stuff in my bag which was not a lot of stuff. When we walked into the door Hecate said, "okay seaweed brain, we are going to start your studies. If we want to make you smart enough to O your owls and prove yourself to be helpful in the upcoming war."

"Why do I want to fight in ANOTHER war?" I ask.

"Because I want help in this war but I can't because ancient laws forbid me from doing anything. Now shut up, unpack your things, and wear this." She says giving me a cloak made of feathers.

"Why do you want me to wear this?"

"To help your little seaweed brain understand everything I say."

"Got it. Also don't call me seaweed brain. It reminds me too much of Annabeth."

She didn't listen. And just conjured a pot out of thin air and a cabinet full of weird materials.

"First we are going to learn about potions."

The cloak let me pay attention to what she was saying. It was like I didn't have ADHD anymore. This was the first time I could pay attention.

"So this is what it feels like to not have ADHD." I thought. "Nice change from before but my movement speed and reaction speed now feel like horse shit."

"And if you add a counterclockwise stir to a sloth brain it will increase the effectiveness." Now here's a note book. Categorize all the ingredients I have told you so far."

We continued analyzing and categorizing ingredients for a few weeks. Hecate said I was better the man she expected and it was probably something to do with my dad being the sea god. I think it's because I am not a seaweed brain.

Harry:

It has been about a year since the people at number 9 have moved in. So far I have not seen the people who live in there since the day they came. The windows are always covered and you can't see the light inside so it looks like an abandoned house. I am very curious to see the people again. I hope they show themselves soon.