The Tales of Jimmy

Jimmy's Other Adventures

Jimmy's potty training.

Jimmy's P.O.V

"Eww i hate this classroom lila! You have really poor design techniques!" i walked around lila's potty training classroom, "okay everyone let me explain the rules." lila yelled, "first of all, YOU MUST ALL BE POTTY TRAINED, AND IF THERE IS A ACCIDENT IN MY CLASSROOM, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LIFE!" "but this is a potty training school!" tam said, "excuse me, did you speak without raising your hands up?" "well yes but." "goodbye TO YOUR LIFE!" lila blasted tam and her blood landed on pam, "OMG YOUR ON YOUR PERIOD! THAT IS NOT ACCEPTABLE!" Lila blasted pam and she did her hair, "ok class, we are gonna eat food that makes you constipated!"

"Mmmm." i was eating rotten fish with lila and the whole class, i would never ever ever eat fish that i killed for actual fish, "ms lila?" lilly ask raising her hand, "yes you stupid child?" lila replied, "i don't like rotten fish." "GOODBYE TO YOUR LIFE!" i yelled and i shot her, "jimmy i was gonna handle that the proper way!" "what's the proper way?" "OBVIOUSLY TO BLAST THEM WITH A RPG!"I thought about it and accidently did a poo, "don't worry jimmy, this is potty training school, we will help you!" lila said, suddenly frankie did a poo, "FRANKIE GOODBYE TO YOUR LIFE!" lila blasted frankie, "how come when frankie pooed she died but when jimmy pooed he survived?" penelope asked, "GOODBYE TO YOU TOO!" lila blasted penelope and all that was left in the class was jimmy, "HEYY I'M HERE!" manon bursted in the classroom, "excuse me missy but your late, GOODBYE TO YOUR LIFE!" "HOLY TEA!" manon whipped out a cup of english breakfast tea and lighting arised, "say that again won't you?" manon yelled using a british accent, "hey i thought you were french!" i yelled, "I GOT EXPOSED!" she yelled, "but how are you not french?" "omg boy your so stupid!" "HATER!" I got out my holy rotten fish and threw it at manon, "haha, that's pathetic!" Manon retorted, "missy, your gonna die today!" lila whipped out a tea infuser and infused fish tea, "LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!" lila yelled, the lighting from both teas collided and i did what i could to help lila win the battle, "CHEER SQUAD!" i yelled.

"1 2 3 4 we can do this we can do this 1 2 3 4 go lila and boo manon!" i was cheering and doing backflips, "here are your pom poms." the mailing man saids giving them to me, "no no, they are holy fish pom poms!" "i don't know what's the differ-" "OMG DIE!" i kicked the mailing man on the road and he got ran over, a shameful death really, "1 2 3 4 LETS GO LILA LET THE FISH GROW!" i chanted and jumped up and down, "excuse me sir but could you move? You've been on the road for 6 hours now" a driver in her car said, lila's potty training school was in the middle of princess highway, "OMG HATER!" i blasted her, "please no violence!" she yelled back at me, "HATER HATER!" i yelled, "THAT'S IT!" she pressed her brakes and ran over me, "MEANIE!" i decided she was too powerful so i had to win her over, "BABY BABY BABY OHHHHHHHH!" i sand, "OMG WHAT'S THAT NOISE?" everyone probably ran to the merch store to get my merch expect for one family and i kept on singing, "FBI!" the fbi turned up but that family ate them in one gulp, "SAVAGES ATE FBI AGENT 7654345678!" another fbi agent yelled, so they were savages, that made sense well not really but anyways i yelled, "HEY YOU SHOULD BE MY SECURITY!", "ok." they replied, I told them, to eat manon and they did but manon ripped out of jemima's body and jemima died, "UGH! USELESS BABOONS, YOU! BE MY COSTUME DESIGNER!" i yelled at the trend family, "make manon so trendy that she'll die!" so lauren trend ran to manon and made her dress in such a trendy dress that manon killed laura trend, "i'm a trendsetter!" manon yelled, "an ugly one!" "OMG LILA THAT'S SO MEAN! I GONNA TELL ALL MY INSTA FOLLOWERS!" so manon went on her insta and stopped her lighting so she was blasted into the sky, "I WILL GET YOU BACK YOU HORRIBLE TUNA'S!"
"HEY I LOVE TUNA!" i yelled and shamed manon, "i don't care about your opinion!" she yelled and stuck out her tongue.

Jimmy's new band members

Ethan's P.O.V

"Yum yum yum" i was eating sweaty chicken nuggets inside headquarters for the food club and i did a long long fart, "dude, your not like seeing the fact that my face can't be contaminated by your farts!" tom complained, Tom was a short boy with brown hair, he had brown eyes and olive skin, he was quite an attractive young boy, expect the fact was that he had the biggest ears in the world, "Tom, your not the only handsome one here!" Justin said, Justin was an asian and asians are naturally fat so justin was fat with a round face. I Ethan was the most attractive out of all of them, but my crush once told me i had too much freckles and i was white and white people are ugly so therefore i was a very very ugly person but she's just sad because she isn't in my league. "Bro, i can burp the longest!" i burped for 435 seconds and that's when justin said, "I FOUND US A GIG TO BE JIMMY'S BAND MEMBERS!" "YEAH LETS GO!" Tom gushed, "ew tom, your a girl!" i yelled, "transgendered really!" justin replied, "hey! I was gushing!" tom yelled, " but only girls gush!" "don't be so stereotypical!" "omg you guys! Let's hurry up!" i complained, i hopped in my baby pram and justin pushed me outside the treehouse and i fell down on the soggy mud with my leftover pizza, "bro not cool!" i yelled, suddenly tom landed on top of me and he cracked his leg and cried, "WAHH WAHH!" "TOM ONLY GIRLS CRY!" "YOU DO IT TOO!" "JUSTIN DON'T BELIEVE ANYTHING HE SAYS!" "WHAT BUT YOU GUYS CRY TOO!" i started crying because tom was being so mean, "tom you made ethan cry!" "but you said crying is only for girls!" "don't be so stereotypical!" "but-" "shut up!" and justin pushed me in my baby pram, "can i get pushed? I broke my leg!" tom complained, "shut up, no one cares about you tom!" i replied, "but i cracked both of my legs!" "stop complaining, it's not like your disabled!" justin retorted, "you lazy oaf!" "but i can't walk! My legs broken!" "just fly or something." i replied, "but i can't!" "wait you don't know how to fly? I'll show you, it's that easy!" justin said, he climbed up to the highest point in the tree which was higher than my house and he jumped of and broke his waist and legs, "OMG, i can't walk!" justin stumbled and he was drowning in the mud, "TOM SAVE HIM!" i yelled, "but i can't move, my legs are bro-" "EXCUSES!" i replied and i threw justin a bagel, "why did you give me a bagel?" "because you need strength!" so justin ate the bagel and crawled out of mud, "i need that pram!" so i put justin in the pram, "hey guys i can't walk!" "lazy person, your given the right to walk but you abuse it! Justin can't walk!" "neither can i!" "sure!" i left tom stranded on the grass and he crawled slowly towards me.

Jimmy's P.O.V

"HEY! HEY HEY!" someone yelled at me, "WHAT!" i shrieked back, "we wanna be in your band!" "sure!" i replied, "and i think we have a gig!" this fat boy yelled, "miss magic jesus pageant!" "OKAY LETS GO!" i yelled and punched my fist in the sky and we hijacked an old lady's car to drive to the pageant.

"Okay everyone, please make a warm welcome to jimmy and the fishes!" i ran on stage and bowed, "i thought pageants were only for girls." i heard someone whisper and i got so offended that i went up to him and kicked him in the face, "OW!" he painfully yelled, i went back to the stage and i got my merch and placed it on the stage, "3 2 1 go!" i yelled and i sang, "BABY BABY BABY OHHHHH! LIKE BABY BABY BABY OHHHHH!" i sang and the crowd ears started bleeding, "FBI OPEN UP!" and the fbi entered the church and started aiming at me which was right next to the merch, "NO PROTECT THE MERCH!" i yelled and the fbi was shooting at me so i used ethan, the ugly boy as a human shield for the merch and justin as a human shield for me, "owww owww owww!" ethan was getting shot by the fbi to protect the merch but after a while he had so many holes in his body he was useless, so i used tom as a human shield for the merch and justin and tom got so many holes they also ran out of their use so i used the savage family to save me and they ate the fbi, including everyone who was there so their be no witnesses expect for the holy nuns but we made them take a vow of silence.

"These boys have so many holes in their body's and broken parts i don't think they'll live!" the doctor said, i was watching ethan with lots of holes, justin wasn't as hurt though, he was pretty fat so the bullets bounced of him, he did have a lot of fat i mean and tom was the worst, he had his legs broken and lots of bullet holes. A few days later they woke up and first of all i scolded them for not being like Justin, a fat boy, "jimmy, it's not my fault! I'm not asian like him!" "EXCUSES TOM, YOU SHOULD'VE CHOSEN A DIFFERENT LIFE!" "but i-" "okay well guys any special talents?" i asked, "i can be really attractive!" tom said, "okay" i said, of course tom was attractive but not as attractive as me, "i can fly!" "me to!" justin and ethan said so they got up and jumped out of the window, "OWWWWWWW!" "MUMMY!!!!!!" they screamed i looked out the old rickety window and saw them on the ground in the position of the splits.