The Tales of Jimmy

Jimmy's Birthday

Jimmy's P.O.V

"So wake me up!" I sang and shaked my booty, "TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!" i continued and pranced around the backyard, "jimmy?" Sammy peeked around the corner and approached me, "yes?" "i have your birthday present." Sammy handed out a little keyring with a fish on it, "Its its." i sniffed, "it's beautiful!" i sobbed, "glad you like it." "thank you! Now please leave, i have more singing to do." and so sammy left me and i was singing again.

"Tom, ethan and justin." i continued, "what are your presents?" tom handed me a mice, a fat mouse, "his name is cheesy chao." he said, "oh it's wonderful!" i cried out and placed cheesy chao on my lap and watched him run around in circles, "ethan and Justin?" "well we got you an eraser!" they held out an eraser, a small one, it was brown and stinky and it was, "POOP?" I shrieked, "WHAT WERE YOU IMBECILES THINKING? POOP?" "sorry." "YOU KNOW I'M TURNING EIGHT AND YOU GIVE ME POOP? NOT GOOD ENOUGH!" "uhh jimmy?" Coco whispered entering the room, "i made your birthday cake." "Ahhh thank you Coco." i stood up and i looked at the cake, "it's a very weird cake." "sorry. I didn't know what flavour you liked so i went with my favorite. Chocolate." "COCO!" I shrieked, "YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME! Why did you marry me?" "because jimmy you threatened me!" "oh whatever." and i tried coco's cake, "very very very very very very sweet." "i didn't put that much sugar! I only put a teaspoon!" "and also very very very very very very very very brown." "well it is chocolate." "so in conclusion. It's disgusting." "oh." i smacked my lips and shamed coco. "Hi honey." my mum said coming into the room, "for your birthday i got you a guitar." "and i got you a pair of LV glasses. You won't have to borrow mine anymore." my dad sighed, i tried out mums guitar and made an old lady give up on life and i wore my flashy LV sunglasses and blinded at least sixty-six people, "cool!" i exclaimed and punched my dad, "OWWW!" "sorry dad. You were ruining the LV vibe by wearing your LV sunglasses." "jimmy. I have to wear them. I just went to the eye specialist and they gave me some drops to see my eyes. If i don't wear them i'll be blind!" "i told you something! All you did was reply with science! Jeez you stupid man. I guess being old makes a big impact!" "jimmy i'm thirty four." "WOW! I didn't know you were that old!" "jimmy. Don't act dumb." "OMG YOU CALLED ME DUMB!" i yelled and blasted off dads LV glasses and stomped on them, "JIMMY I CAN'T SEE HELP GIVE THEM BACK!" "no." "please." "no." "please." "no." "curse you child." "your mean." i strapped dad to the tree, "you will stay here until you've learnt your lesson young boy." "but you said i was old!" "oh what a useless soul." i muttered and placed cheesy chao on his head, "cheesy darling, discipline him if he gets out of hand." "what?" "DISCIPLINE!" chessy chao cried and bit my dad, "ow that hur-" "DISCIPLINE!" cheesy chao again bit my dad, "good job. Cheesy!" i praised and left, "DISCPLINE!" "OWWWW!"

"Happy birthday to jimmy." coco was singing in opera style, "happy birthday to you!" "coco. You should sing like this!" i said, "HAPPYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEEEE!" I sang and everyone's ears started bleeding, "that impressive?" "yeah totally." we were sitting outside in the backyard and the cake was really a shame so i took my candles out which had fire on them and i threw them at the house, "JIMMY! OUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE NOW!" "WAIT WHAT?" my dad shrieked and tried to untie the strap, "DISCIPLINE!" "YOU DUMB RAT! I NEED TO SAVE MY LIFE! MY LV CANNOT BE SET ON FIRE!" and dad managed to free himself and he ran in the building yelling, "MY PRECIOUS LV!" i thought about things, then realised i really wanted his LV so i ran after him.

"Jimmy are you here to rescue my LV?" my dad asked, i nodded, then pushed dad into the fire, "OWW WHAT'S THIS FOR?" "I WANT THE LV!" "BUT I PAID FOR IT!" "AND I DIBS ON IT!" "BUT JIMMY-" i shamed him and went to his closet, dad wore LV on a daily basis so i took everything. I walked back outside with the LV and my dad was on the floor blabbering and crying about his LV so i pushed him off the stairs. "OWWWWWW!" "you deserved that." "MY LV NOOOOOO!" my dad got up and started chanting, "LV LV LV LV LV LV LV!", my dad ran up the stairs and stripped of all his LV, "SAVE YOURSELF MY DARLINGS!" He yelled and threw his coat outside on top of the sprinklers. "LET US FIGHT FOR THE LV!" "what?" i pushed dad back into the fire but he got up and chanted, "LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV LV!" And he whacked the wall with his arms, "AHHHH!" i yelled and kicked him out of the house.

"NOOOOO MY LV!" He yelled and was drilling the ground, "LV STORE HERE I COME!"

Dad was speeding in his car and arrived at chadstone, "LV!" "sorry sir, you'll have to wait in line........" "NO!" my dad yelled and he kicked the bodyguard in the face and ran inside the store, "AHHH YES PRECIOUS, MY PRECIOUS!" he ran back outside with even more LV that was new season and i got really jealous so i kicked him and ran away with the LV.

"NOOOO!" my dad yelled so i felt a bit, a BIT sympathetic so I gave him an LV keyring, "OH THANK YOU!" He screamed and he placed it in a place where keyrings do not go.