The Tales of Jimmy

Jimmy's Expedition & Sun Exploding Adventure

Jimmy's P.O.V

I ran away onto the streets and fell down on my knees, coco broke up with me, i looked around and saw coco with another man, i looked away and ran, until i met the ocean, i wanted to turn back but knew that, coco would find me and laugh, so i dove in. I didn't expect for the ocean to be so cold, a swam and swam and swam, i flapped my arms and swam to the surface, finding a pirate ship. "Intruder!" a stupid big fat man with a beard yelled and the whole crew pulled out their swords, "LILA!" i screamed and lila came through the floor with a screwdriver, "hey jimmy!" she said, "i was just beating up donald trump and i ate the rest of the reindeers by the way." "lila," i continued, "could you take care of these imbeciles for me?" lila nodded and flew a karate kick at the man with a tattoo, "ow ow ow!" he yelled and jumped off the ship along with the rest of the crew, "lila, go fetch me a map" "ok" so lila threw me a map and it hit my face, "lila!" i yelled, "oopsie doopsie." she screamed and went back inside and brang a rat, "i'll need my band members!" i continued and the rat flew off into the sky and out came tom, ethan and justin. "Jimmy, couldn't you have chosen a better way to get us here?" tom said, "the rat peed on my face!" "tom shut up" ethan retorted, "the rat touched me, that's way more serious then pee!" "yeah!" justin chimed in, "and now i have the black death!" tom added, "it's fatal!" "tom, it's easy to cure! just don't wear black or be around black and you won't die a black death!" "i'm not sure-" "hang him!" so ethan and justin hauled tom on top of the sails and tom was losing his balance, "help!" he yelled, "i can't hold on much longer!" "then jump into the sea!" " but the sea is black!" "well too bad! Guess your gonna die anyway!" so tom was stuck on the sail while we were having some rotten fish for dinner, "so where are we going anyway?" ethan asked, "we are gonna go to mount everest!" i replied and took a good bite of the fishes head, "guys , i'm hungry." tom yelled from the top of the sails, "well sorry bud but the fish is black so you can't eat it." Justin said, then gobbling up the fishes bone, "but the fish is blue!" "well you're just colourblind!" "guys please!" suddenly ethan just got a dunk of paint and dumped it on the fish, "now it's black!" "wait so i'm not colourblind?" "EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP!" I screamed, "this dinner should be about me! Not you useless garbage stinkin people." "sorry." ethan and justin chimed in together, "ok, well everyone, land ahoy!" tom yelled, suddenly i saw lots of ships and boxes, "dudes let's go!" ethan yelled, "guys help?" tom shrieked, so justin cut the rope and tom fell on deck, "ow." "don't be a cry baby." "but it hurts." "lazy sensitive dude" "GUYS LETS GO!" i screamed and jumped on the dock.

Suddenly all these asian dudes in blue suits with guns were running towards me, "ayyyyy!" they yelled towards me, "OMG FANS!" i screamed and ran towards them, "hey im here!" i hugged one of the and they shook me off, maybe he isn't a big fan of hugs, i heard a bang and looked at my foot, it had blood, red blood, "YOU CONTAMINATED MY FOOT! NOW I HAVE TO RUB IT IN ROTTEN FISH FOR 10 HOURS!" i yelled and shot the chinese police dude, "ahhhh!" all the other police dudes yelled and i just rubbed my foot in their faces becauses it was contaminated and was a powerful weapon. "AHHHHHHH!" they yelled as my foot touched them, so scared, their faces wrinkled up and they vomited over my foot, again, my foot was contaminated by their ugly souls, so i high kicked their faces and was chomped by Lila, "Thanks." "no problem, they tasted so good." so we were walking around in the streets of Shanghai? I think it was because on every sign it said shanghai and that's when i saw it, a big tower over the lake, "MY FIRST CONCERT IN SHANGHAI!" i screamed and we ran to that big tower.

We arrived on the top floor, glass everywhere, people standing on it and taking pictures, "321 GO!" i screamed, "THOUGHT I END UP WITH SHAWN!" i sang and the glass was cracking, "AHHHHH!" they all yelled and as the glass was breaking, the more amazing my voice got, the more the glass cracked, suddenly, the glass cracked and people fell to their death, "AHHHH!" this reminded me from the musical, Coco's innocent face as she watched the screams of people die, "jimmy, i was just wondering if-" "WHAT?" i shrieked and pushed Tom on the glass, "NO ONE INTERUPTS MY SINGING!" "jimmy i was just gonna say that you've broken the foundation for the tower so we're all gonna die." "JIMMY WHY?" ethan screamed and kissed his reflection, "guys we can fly remember?" justin suddenly said, then he jumped off and so did ethan, "lila meet me on the bottom." "Ok" lila drilled her way down through the tower and i pushed tom off the tower and then i flapped my wings and flew down, "i didn't know you could fly jimmy." as i was midway down lila poped out, "i didn't know you could jimmy, are you a flying fish?", "yeah i guess so Lila." "i'm a platapus!" "gosh, that's amazing!" so me and lila were flying and when we reached the bottom i saw ethan peeing himself, winston helping himself to the weddings buffet of dumplings and tom making out with the bride and her groom, crying, "guys we need to go to mount everest." i said and pulled them all onto lila, "LETS GO!"