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'Twas a crisp winter evening, the streetlights illuminating the fenced off football field around you. You sat on the grass against a single barren oak tree, thinking about the sense of loneliness this place gave you, often this was a good thing but that night something felt off, you tried to place a finger on what exactly that was. Deciding it was choked up to being lonely you decide to shoot your friend a text message, "hey, it's late but are you up to hang out in the park" you type, swiftly receiving an answer back "sure thing :]" followed be another, "be there in 10" well, you had some time to kill. You pick up a small pebble from the soil around the tree before throwing it full force into the fence, it made a loud banging noise that made you keel back slightly in shock, you didnt expect it to hit, so you threw another...and another. Before you knew it 10 minutes had passed, you look around a little to check for your friend but to your disappointment he was no where to be found, that is until you felt a sudden force on your elbows, your body naturally jittering making you slam your head into a tree. "ow! what the hell" you say looking up rubbing the back of your head to see...to see......wait who do you see? oh wait, yeah I know now.

To see the lanky figure of a soft looking lad, chuckling lightly at your pain, making a thick mist as it came into contact with the cool breeze, "sorry y/n, didnt mean to scare you that much."
"you could have at least given me warning, dickass." you say pouting, he sits down next to you saying "heeey, dickass is my word" with a smug grin on his face "you've been infected by the david disease"
"the wh-?" you stutter out, getting cut off by a finger on your lips "shhh, dont question me and my ways. anyway why'd you call me out here at this time of night, is lil y/n getting lonely without their dave in shining armor" he says cooing as if he were talking to a puppy, "god I forgot how embarrassing you were" you say sarcastically "nah I was just bored, thought you could spice up my late night 'sit down in the park and do absolutely nothing'" he frowns "why didnt you just come to my house or some shit, we could play like minecraft together or something" sloppily winking with the last part, "and we also have cookies, ben made cookies"
"if you told me about the cookies sooner I wouldve came down, you know ben makes epic food man I dont wanna miss out on that." he beams and ruffles your hair before getting up, "cmon then, slow coach."