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Sick! Light. (Slight Light x Jaxx)

(Pov of Light).

I was having a nice dream about gummy worms when..... Zach loudly and rudely woke me up! 

He screamed. No SCHREECHED in the loudest voice ever:

"WAKE UP LIGHT! WE ARE GOING TO A HAUNTED HOUSE TO SEE IF IT'S REALLY HAUNTED OR NOT! GET UP!"

So i did what he asked, woke up. But.... I had a headache, and not a tiny one. Oh no! It felt like it was going to explode. And that screaming did not help it.

 I tried to walk to the closet, i felt dizzy so walking a straight line was kind of difficult. But i succeeded. So i took one of my many purple shirts and one of my many purple pants. I came downstairs, almost falling of because of my dizziness. And when i was there i could hear this:

"GET AWAY FROM MY FOOD!"

"WHY WOULD I WANT TO EAT WOODEN PLANKS?!"

"BECAUSE WOOD TASTES LIKE HOTDOG WATER AND WASPS COMBINED! IT TASTES AMAZING!"

"SHUT UP JADE!"

"NO YOU SHUT UP JAXX! WOOD IS GOOD FOOD!"

"NO IT'S NOT!"

Yep, Jade and Jaxx. Of course. Jade eats anything she sees. She once tried to eat a toy car and succeeded without choking. But that does not matter. I entered the fancy kitchen to see them fighting. This happened everyday for a month and we got several complaints from neighbours.

The screaming caused my headache to get even worse. So i softly said this:

"P-please stop screaming.."

"SHUT UP LIGHT!" Yep. Zach. Of course. His famous 'SHUT UP'.

"YEAH LIGHT! YOU ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT AS THICK AS ME!" I expected this from Alex.

"IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP ABOUT 'STOP SCREAMING', WE WILL LOCK YOU INTO THE HAUNTED HOUSE!" This is surprisingly mean coming from Drake.

 (A/N Alex says this a lot. She normally tries to make the group jealous by calling herself 'the thickest.' Also sorry for making Drake this rude.)

What? Of course Zach, Drake and Alex would say these things. But what does screaming have to do with being thick? I ignored them and sat down to eat breakfast pancakes. But... after two bites i was already full. Weird since i can normally eat seven whole pancakes and still be hungry. Not only that but... I could feel vomit creeping up my throat.

"G-guys i need to go to the bathroom.."

" Okay." Drake said. 

So i bolted to the bathroom. Locking the door. And immediately barfed into the toilet.

 "Great, now my head AND my stomach hurt. I still feel dizzy" I quietly said to myself and hoped no one could hear it.

"LIGHT! WE ARE GOING! COME ON! DO YOU WANT US TO LEAVE YOU HERE?!"

Good, they did not hear it. So i did what was asked and followed them to that haunted house hoping that it would just be a stupid myth.

We had to walk our way there since it was 'close'. It was not close, we walked for over 5 hours in a scary looking forest to get there. In the middle of the walk i started to feel tired, my body ached during the whole walk. I decided not to tell them because how mad they were at me during breakfast, and the threats they give are not threats to gawk at.

  When we were finally there, my body ached so bad i felt like i had knives all over my body, my throat hurt so much that i felt like someone forced a cactus down there, i felt so dizzy walking a straight line was impossible for me and i did not talk the whole walk there because everytime i tried i just got into a coughing fit. There was also a lot of yelling and fighting during the walk which did not help my exploding headache at all and made it even worse.