Ok, wear eye protection the pure horror of these OC's will destroy u.
Bold is me.
Italics are the creator's words.
Let's start!
Name: Crystal Opal Everdeen.
Is this supposed to be a joke? Go back to DISTRICT 1. Your name does not belong in district 12 with the rest of the family
Age: 16
Ok...? Where did the obsession of making Mary Sues 16 or younger come from?
Gender: femail
so... is it like some alternate gender where you are a piece of mail? I'd like that
Alias: the hingrysest of gaems, hingry hungry hipoe
Like WTF. So... er... after u kill someone, you eat them? wow, cannibalism. AND NO, THE HUNGER GAMES IS NOT ABOUT EATING.
Fandom: hungery games
this is an insult to my fandom.
Species: neko demon angel wafel human alicorn
Can you be all of that at once??!!! That's cheating. Are you a mutt gone rogue? AND HOW THE HECK DOES THAT EXIST IN THE HUNGER GAMES UNIVERSE???
Powers: best at archr, amasing suriviror, fiter, bring of pece, esetera
Katniss iS daT yOou? also can u be a fighter and bringer of peace?
Personality: swet niece peceful angry if ur ort her frens, waror spart and betiful
"betiful" is not a personality trait. WTF is a waror spart? help plz. also she's a... niece? If you get angry cuz ppl hurt ur frens, whatever dat means, well, you're going to spend a lot of time angry. COME ON, this is the Hunger Games universe! You get tortured for every teeny tiny illegal thing! And come on, you might die.
Looks: kawiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! but rly cool 2
You don't look "kawiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" in the hunger games universe. Unless you live in the Capitol.
Backstory: she wus born in BOHEMIA N CALIFORNIA!! so she wnet 2 the hungery distric and bcame thew iner of hungry games buy peece but no kiling..
I'm getting my immortal flashbacks... and it's not good... 1. Cali is underwater. but ur like... not from the hunger games uni are you? 2. which district? I would assume district 1 bc it's closest... 3. you don't become the winner "buy peece". Kill or be killed.
ok it's so horrifying I want out. sorry.
YOU ARE READING
Mary Sues! Yay.
FanfictionI WILL BE USING SARCASM FOR 99% OF THIS BOOK. We all love Mary Sues. They're just so awesome and annoying.