A Questionable Romance

Ichimatsu meets Sans

It was a shitty afternoon when Ichimatsu was walking down the sidewalk. Nothing unusual was happening and that disgusted him. 

Ichimatsu shoved his hands into his pockets and trudged down the sidewalk with a look of annoyance. Unfortunately for him he was not paying attention when he approached a manhole. Ichimatsu fell straight into the manhole and it seemed like forever that he was falling. He didn't mind death much, he was known for being an edgy troglodyte. 

Suddenly he landed with a thud on what seemed to be a pile of flowers? He looked upwards wondering what the hell just happened. He fell from a manhole, why would this be at the bottom of it. He put his head down and at that moment he came face to face with a strangely attractive skeleton. 

"Hey, it's me Sans undertale from undertale." 
Sans held his hand out to the man, he smelled like piss. 

"I'm... I-Ichimatsu.. Matsuno, Ichimatsu.." 
Ichimatsu took the skeletons hand. 

At that moment, they began making out furiously (I figure because they both smell like shit and women don't like them.) Sans took off his shorts and a GIANT horse cock sprung out of what seemed like nowhere. 

Ichimatsu gasped "AH?" He had never seen something so big. Well he had, that one time Osomatsu had gotten fucked by a horse was rather disgusting. 

Sans grinned 
"Want to recreate Mr. Hands? You know, the guy who got screwed by a horse and died immediately after because of internal wounding. I'll be the horse." 

Ichimatsu's face grew red and he reached over to feel this giant rod.. when suddenly he was sucked up into Sans' mouth. He had been vored! He had fallen for a trick! A ruse! A ploy!

Ichimatsu slid down the skeletons spine like a fireman's pole. He expected to be able to fall out, boy how wrong he was. Sans had an ecto stomach and he was fat as fuck!