Evris gets smacked in the face by a peanut butter and jelly sandwich that fern threw at her and gets severely injured by a stick, "where did that stick come from she thinks? And yells I come in peace jelly master! Fern studies her and asks "do you have candy?" What a weird question, Evris thinks. She replies " no I do not". And the kid yells "Penut butter and jelly!" And starts attacking again. And Everis yells "Penut butter is good but unfortunately I don't have jelly." And then slaps Fern in the face with a ham and cheese sandwich. The kid stops "no jelly????????? But jelly is a MUST" the kid drops crying because of the ham and cheese sandwich attack. wah wah "no jelly" wah wah wah "jelly is gooda" and stops crying and goes "I do like ham and cheese, just not blue cheese." Blue cheese everis wonders. Everis yells BLUE CHEESe ewwwwwwwwwww, IS DISGUSTING YET IT IS HELPFUL IN THIS SITUATION." Fern agrees "who made blue cheese, because they deserve a smack in da face!" Everis agrees so they walk back happily talking about peanut butter and jelly, and munching on blue cheese. Happily ever after. (no blue cheeses were harmed in the making of this story, tho they probs would have been sad.) The end.
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Blue Cheese
Fantasy*disclaimer* this is just a joke, soap did not try very hard and payed no attention to grammer. Enjoy! This story was written by soap.
