Blue cheese is stinky. One day a girl was munching on blue cheese, after she finished the blue cheese she smelled like blue cheese. "Ewwwwwwww" peeps said around her. She looked at them like they were weird. Then all of a sudden the blue cheese god appeared. "Do not disrespect the great blue cheese." the god said. The peeps of the around her were suddenly blue cheese. "OOOOOOHHHHH yummmy" she said. She walked over to a blue cheese and started to cut a block. The god said "you are my favorite child!" And the girl was like "I am A Dmiolkjaapjl?" The god shoke his head no, "you are a Demigod!" The girl was like "you my dad da?" The god nodded. The girl said "you stinky I do not like you, why did moma like you?" The god laughed "everyone loves me daughter. I am the great god Blubber chuuuddder!". The girl gets confused and asks " Blubber Chuuuddder?" The god is about to say something when a peanut butter and jelly sandwich comes flying out. "Stop right there!" Fern says. "You shall not pass" the god says. "I shall pass" Evris and Fern say ducking under his arms. Then Fern realizes something and smacks the god in the face. "You DISVERe this" Fern says munching on a piece of blue cheese. And Evris and Fern go away with there bags of penutbutter and jelly sandwiches and blue cheese. The end
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Blue Cheese
Fantasia*disclaimer* this is just a joke, soap did not try very hard and payed no attention to grammer. Enjoy! This story was written by soap.
