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{[chap 1]} First Encounter lol

Today I took a poo poo in the home depot and the toilet got clogged so I left. Then I walked out and I saw a man and didn't think about it cause he was just some man on the street. But then he yelled at some kid and I realized. He was an angry pomeranian. Then I just left after looking at him and questioning if he likes bread. Then he said " THE HECC YOU LOOKING AT KID"  I was so shocked that I just sprinted back home with my buttocks as tight as a rubber band around my waist.  Oh yeah and my name is Kirishima and this is how I met the love of my life

5 months later owo *

I was sitting on the couch eating a ramen packet. Not the thing the noodles are in but the flavor packet. Then my mom walked up to me and said "not only do you need a life but you didn't do the dishes." then I said "ONCE WE GET TO SCHOOL IMA SELL UR HOUSE" she said "OMG THE AMAZONS ARE HERE" then sqealed and said " MY YANKEE WITH NO  BRIM!!!11!!!1"

5 more months later (insert clapping👏) Im in UA settling into my dorm when there was a child with yellow hair screaming literally " B L O O D Y  M U R D E R" and the man who was yelling at the kid from 10 months ago was trying to hurt him. I said "HALT, who goes there" then the man replied " SHOOSH IM TRYING TO KILL HIM FOR TAKING MY BRIM WITH NO YANKEE" I was so scared that I said " Uhm... I..UHHHHH. I HAVE A NO YANKEE WITH NO BRIM" he then threw the child at me and then ate my food and left. Not to mention he took my flavor packets ngl he got sum good taste.

POV SWITCH TO ANGRY CHILD 10 months back.

 I was walking down the street wondering my back always hurts when I walk then there was a child mocking me by making an "angry face" AND I AM NOT ALWAYS ANGRY *ANGRY NOISES*.

So I did the only logical thing and I picked it up and started yelling at it. Then I looked over and I was furious. THERE WAS SOME GUY LOOKING AT ME I MEAN CMON NEVER SEEN A MAN PICKUP A CHILD AND YELL AT IT IN PUBLIC, jeez. So I said " THE HECC YOU LOOKING AT KID" then he backed off TcH so weak. 5 months later I'm fighting with  the old hag about if I need a job or if I SHOULD get one, I lost. anyway 5 more months later this yellow haired kd took my hat and I chased after him, then I saw this man with red hair say HALT that word immediately gat me so angry i felt like eating his toes. Then I took his food and smashed the kid who took my hat into him (after taking my hat back of course) and To my surprise the kid likes flavor packets, WHICH I DID FIRST DOES HE THINK HE IS BETTER THAN ME!? HUH!?

POV switch to electro boi

Dood i just wanted to sniff his hat okay?

POV switch bak to SharkY McGee

Today's the day we start skewl. It was like an average school until hero basic training and stuff like that. Like dood, you beat up kids in gym- AnywHO- The angry palmaranian started exploding stuff and yelling "DIE DIE DIE-" To people. Especially to this one broccoli kid. I kinda felt bad for him- So I walked up to Sparky Sparky boom Boom boi and asked his what's up- he then proceeded to chuck me at the wall after setting me on fire. He then said " IM NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS YOU BIG NOOB" I got up (I was fine cause I used my harden) and said "dude clam down, I just was wondering why you are so a-" then I realized he doesn't like being called angry and I instead said "ASERTIVE" and he said " Because Im a winner and you are all extras If I dont act assertive then you will alll think you ACTUALLY HAVE POTENTIAL or that you are better than me"

I then undertood that he thought he was the best, better than everyone I figured that I should just follow his lead if I want to be his friend so I said " oh ok that makes sense 😊" I assume he thought I was being a suck up which I was and said " FLIP OFF POSER" So I did just that. then the kid with broccoli hair walked up to me and said " sorry about kacchan he is always like that heh."

"so his name is kacchan?" "WAIT N-" "HEY KACCHAN YOURE DOING GREAT!"  "SHUT UP LOSER"

"his name is bakugo...um.I just call him kacchan".  " OH! well...uhm..SORRY BAKUGO"

"IM COMING TO KILL YOU ARRRRRRRRRGGGGG"  "OH shoot-" Then I activated my hardening and endured his attack. He was persistent though. But eventually he landed a hit on me a and MAN WAS THAT HITT STRONG I was so surprised I let off my hardening and crashed into the wall. That knocked the air out of me. Then he laughed at me and said "HAH YOU ARE SO WEAK I BEAT YOU " he continued the laughing while he walked away. I feel like I would of pulled out.