THIS IS A TRUE STORY BELIVE ME THIS IS REAL SO I GOT LUIGIS MANSION FOR THE NINTENDO GAME PUBES SO I POPPED THE GAME IN THE TOASTER AND SAID OH SHIT SO I TOOK IT OUT AND PUT IT IN THE GAME PUBES I STARTED THE GAME AND THE TV SHOWED A PICTURE OF THE SCARIEST PICTURE EVER JUSTIN BIEBERS DICK I STARTED THE GAME AND SAW A HYPER REALISTIC MANSION I PLAYED AS A HYPER REALISTIC BLOODY LUIGI I SAW TOAD WITH A SPIKE UP HIS ASS AND I SCREAMED I THREW THE DISK OUT THE WINDOW AND PRAYED TO OOBI TO TAKE THE EVIL STUFF OUT OF MY SEXY HEAD ONE MILLION YEARS LATER I WAS OLD AND FOUND THE GAME AGAIN AND FOUND MY GAME PUBES AND PLAYED IT WHEN THE GAME STARTED LUIGI CAME OUT WITH A KNIFE AND KILLED ME AND I DIED
