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Eden was walking down the halls of Love Love Romance High, when suddenly Kuripika bumped into them. 

"I'm so sorry" Kuripika turned away blushingly.

"It otay" Eden tucked a piece of hair behind their ear. 

"Do you want to go on a date?" Kuripika held Eden's hand.

Eden just couldn't say no. After all, they had had a crush on Kuripika since 1st grade. 

"Yes please, Senpai" Eden giggled than sprinted away.

*Time Skip*

Kuripika ordered Italian spaghetti for Eden on their date. 

"Wow, Eden you look great tonight. I think you look like a sexy motorcycle vroom vroom" Kuripika blushed.

"Oh, Kuripika... you're wonderful! I love, love, love you please marry me!" Eden begged lovingly.

"I'm sorry, Eden... but I'm really in love with... YOU'RE TWIN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kuripika cried.

Suddenly, Sangwoo burst through the restaurant door.

"Eden! Don't marry this fool! Love me instead! I promise you'll get all the kneecaps you want!" Sangwoo clasped Eden's hand.

"Sangwoo Darling... I WILL MARRY YOU!" Eden smiled.

Sangwoo then pulled out a shiny metal shiny bat out from somewhere. He started breaking everyone's ankles and then he yum yum ate them yum yum. 

Then, Sangwoo ran back to his house quickly before he found out that he died in a fire and was ashes. Idiot.

The End

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