Descendants Fanfiction Collection

Very Sneakily Accomplished

Summary: A detailing of Uma's first kiss that just happened to be with Harry Hook that just happened to be instigated by the one and only CJ Hook. Huma fluff, a hint of Sea Three and CJ and Uma friendship.

   "Uma, you wouldn't believe the news!" CJ proclaimed as she hurried into the Chip Shop. Uma didn't even look in the other girl's direction as she plopped an order down on a customer's table. However, Uma didn't even have to look at the youngest Hook child to know that she was carrying that same dramatic air as her older brother so enjoyed flaunting about.

It had been a relatively boring day at the Chip Shop and she was really hoping that it would stay that way. Unfortunately, it was apparently not meant to be if CJ's appearance was anything to go by.

"I probably wouldn't, so therefore I don't care," Uma replied simply, and she could practically feel CJ lingering closely behind her as she made her way over to the counter. She retreated behind it and CJ took a seat as she stared Uma down.

"Oh, but you need to know it!" CJ cried out in a manner that was almost theatrical. Uma rolled her eyes, starting to wash dishes as she largely ignored the young girl.

"After all, it could wreck your entire reputation," CJ told her a bit quieter, and Uma paused in her dishwashing as she closed her eyes, sighing deeply as she tried to conjure patience with the kid.

It wasn't that she didn't like CJ. It was more that when she got into the groove of working for her mother, she didn't like to be interrupted. The sooner she was done with chores, the sooner she was free to do what she wanted. And there was a pretty long list of chores around the restaurant.

Uma actually really did like CJ. She cared about her a lot, and kind of even thought of her as a kid sister, and she truthfully didn't want to run the brat off.

"Well?" CJ prodded, and Uma groaned as she spun on her heel, placing her elbows on the counter as she stared down the kid.

"What news, you urchin?" Uma questioned, her voice devoid of almost any emotion as she glared at the girl and finally took the time to look at her. She was sitting there, her chest puffed with the self-perceived importance of her role in the delivery of her supposed information, and her blonde hair was a poofy mess as usual.

"Come to a table! You need to sit down for this one!" CJ told her with a wild grin before hopping up from her seat and prancing over to a nearby table that had no one occupying it.

Uma rolled her eyes as she pushed off of the counter, reluctantly following the blonde. Uma really thought that CJ was just wasting her time now, but she figured she'd go along with it at least for a moment.

The daughter of Ursula plopped down in the chair, lounging back in it as she figured she would take a break for at least a moment. She propped her legs on the bottom of the table and she lounged back, perfectly relaxed as she looked at the silly Hook girl.

"Alright, you've got my time. Do something with it besides waste it," Uma somewhat gruffly told the girl, signaling her to start talking.

CJ looked around them secretively and shiftily before leaning forward, and Uma just offered her the slightest quirk of a brow.

"The word is that you've never kissed anyone before," CJ whispered almost conspiratorially, and Uma just openly laughed at the girl. CJ withdrew somewhat, looking something between utterly offended and confused.

"You waltzed in here dramatically, stopped my chores, and dragged me all the way over here just to tell me something I already knew? Good gosh, Calista," Uma proclaimed, resisting the smirk that was tugging at the corners of her lips as she silently gauged the girl's reaction to Uma's use of her real name. Sure enough, CJ didn't disappoint.