(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ A new day ♥

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*Note: (the girl in the top is what reader looks like)

I've never been like other girls. I like hot chip and lie and never wear makeup. I don't do drugs like everyone else, I'd rather stay home and scroll through tumblr while eating dirt. Straight up dirt. My sparkling shit brown and blue hair are always in a messy bun and I only wear oversized hoodies and i never wear bra. Did I mention that I just LOVE sleep? Speaking of slepe...

"HOLY CAARP I'M LATE FOR MY FIRST DAY OF FRESH MAN YEAR!!!11!!!""

Ihop out of my twenty one pioilts theemed bed in a haste and fal onto my blue BTS curpart. i stumble intside into my bathroom and sat on the toilet taking my daily dump. Cant go to school with half of my shit peeking out of my bum hole. I scurry out of my bathroom, forgetting to wash my hands because if how rushed i was and accidentally knock over my wolf oc fur siut, "oh rats!!!" iI curse undermy breath struggling to pick up the frabrics and the fallen manniquieuine. WHile i was picking up the fur suit, out of the corner of my eye i caught a glimpse of an old family photo with me and my chiehood bestfriend Dwayne the Rock Johnson. I slowly drop the fur suit and walk up to the phtoto, taking it off the sleft and bring it close to my heart. i misseded him so much, we stooped talking after that incident in seventh grade. I put the picture frame back on the shelf, my touch lingering on the wood frame of teh picture frame. Igrab my things and kiss my Katsuki Bakugo card board cut out and my Temdou satori cardboard cutout on the forhead before scurrying ownstairs to my adoptive dads, Joe biden and Bernie Sanders.

"Valorous morn y/n! thee did wake up late" Joe said while buttering the pizza crusts

Bernie Sanders sat there at the dining table doing gay hand flaps with passion in sparkling in his eyes

"Sory no time for beakfast I'm gonna be late" I moan as i naruto run out of the house with a toast in my moth"

"f'orget not thy lunchable!' I hear my father, Joe, yell from the hause but i hace no time to turn back.

I arrive at shchooll:

"uwahh~~~ its so beautifu!" I say as i run

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"uwahh~~~ its so beautifu!" I say as i run. I shut my eyes shut tight while i pant loud puffs of breath because ruuning is hard on my lung. All of sudden i run intoa big strong thi ng. I crash into the gtound , cracking my skull open

"Owieeeeeeeee >~<" i whispered as my body quivered and shuddered from the pain. I quickly stand up, my defenses senses start to tingle (my brain gets like that when it detetecteds dander or threadt)

"Whoa! Are yoy ok?" I hear i deep voic esay

I look up to meet a bug strong hand and the face tht goes wirth it. It's him.

It's Dwayne The Rock Johnson

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It's Dwayne The Rock Johnson.

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