B4 th sploshun tho the femenen burds had bebeiez namd huan, carlus n Bishamon. carlus wuz tuff lyk hiz dad francez n he wuz pumpink eye ron on dai an then huan cam and wuz lyk hay carluz i meen carlus let mi poomp du eye ron ok n carlus wuz lyk huan yu cant do et u r week burd n huan wuz lyk nu i hed som cofe b4 ryt so im coo ryt n i cen du et n than Bishamon sed
"Carlos, it's only fair if you share with your neighbours. If nobody shared, what would happen to the world? It's only fair to give him a chance. So please do so." n thn carlus wuz lyk Bishamon ur anuyin stup et ok ur hard lee evn a burd n thn carluz huan n Bishamon wen 2 th stor 2 git sum baebz and th baeb burds wur thayr! thn th femenen burd baebz wur lyk hay buis u luk hooooo-TEAS u wan 2 gu 2 parcc n th bui burdz wur lyk nu-u n Bishamon sed
"Ladies, My friends and I and the park have a... shall we say bad history? Our parents were exploded at the park. they died a horribly tragic death. there must be somewhere else we could commune?" n th femenen burdz thot 4 a secun n thn sed ok wel ther iz anuthr parcc we cud gu tu but it iz a doge parcc n doge is nut frend uv burdz but dey wen two d doge parcc anywei n awl th doge sed hay u burdz r ugl-E n we dun lyk u n thn huan sed carluz i meen carlus wy is doge nut mad et Bishamon but he ez med et awl uv uz hu n thn Bishamon pruhtrooted a bumb frum hiz jaqet WOAWOAWOA WY U WERIN A JAQET sed huan but den dey 'sploded...
Bishamon's mouth stretched into a long smirk as he gently tugged at his coat and hat, making them slide off his glistening black fur. He turned around to the other dogs, all of them with the same smirk plastered on their faces.
"Perfect. The Birds never knew what hit them. Onward now, men. today, the Birds, tomorrow the world!" The dogs ran away, never looking back.
