We all know the story of Kumagawa Misogi. But, let's make things a little different here. Born in another universe and becoming the big brother of the half innocent half sadistic CPU.
Planeptune was a rich country. People were happy and healthy. How could this happen with a goddess who sleep most of the time and a crazy liar as the ones who rule it? No one knows and mo one cares.
Kumagawa made a miracle. He convinced Plutia to work. The two and Noire were going to investigate an area who is said to have monster in it.
Kumagawa:[Well, all went good so far.]
Plutia:I want back home. I'm tiiiired~
Kumagawa:[You're alwais tired.]
Noire:At least we finished.
Kumagawa:[Wait, do you hear that?]
The sound Kumagawa was refering to was a scream. Acompanied by a girl falling from the sky. The girl was Naptune.
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Neptune:Ouchie!
Plutia:Are you alright?
Neptune:Yes, I'm an experted sky travelr!
Plutia:A sky traveler. See, see Misogi! I told you they were real!
Kumagawa:[Yes, I'm sorry I ever doubted you.]
Neptune:Ah, it's Noire!
Noire:Who are you?
Neptune:Waaaah! How could you say that to your best friend, Neptune!?
Noire:I don't even know you!
Plutia:Weeeeel~I'm Plutia and this is my big brother Kumagawa Misogi.
Neptune:Too many silabes! I'll call you Plutie and you Kuma. So, what are you doing here?
Kumagawa:[Here were some troubles. And Plutia is Planeptune's CPU, so we needed to solve it.]
Neptune:You're Planeptune's CPU too? We can totaly be CPU twins!
Noire:But that's imposible! Plutia is the CPU!
Kumagawa:[Calm down Noire-chan. We just reunited with our long lost sibling.]
Noire:You don't have any lost long sibling!
In the end Neptune came with them to live there. The morning all were there, but Kumagawa.
Plutia:Where is Misogi?
Noire:He took a quest.
Neptune:Needs to be important.
Noire:How do you know that?
Neptune:Of course, as the protagonist of protagonists I know one when I see one.
Noire:Aniway, now I need to search the memory take, single!
Neptune:We can come with you!
Plutia:Yeaaaaah~
Noire:No! You would be in the way and Plutia falls asleep or wonder somewhere.
Plutia:I promise O won't do it this time.
Noire:Ah, fine!
Meanwhile Kumagawa was walking on a cave.
Kumagawa:[Kill the beast from the cave. Very detalied.]
The beast was in his face. Or beasts better said. Two werewolves at that.
Kumagawa:[You know, this wouldn't happen if we were a mediocre nation. But noooo! Let's make my nation great, she said. It will be fun, she said.]
Werewolves were monsters of great strenght and speed. At least, that was how it should be for most persons, but for Kumagawa they were kinda slow.
Kumagawa:[Ok, time for execution.]
He took out kubikiribochou and with great speed slamed the werewolves to the wall. One's head was on the sword's circle and the other's on the semi-circle. With a grab he decapitated both of them.
In the way home he feelt a energy. There was Iris Heart with a mouse in her hand. The creature was Warechu.
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Warechu:Leave me!
Kumagawa:[It's the rat's year?]
Iris:I'm happy you could join us, dear brother~. What took you so much.
Kumagawa:[Most anoying kind of wolves. See your as horny as alwais.]
Iris:I'm happy the mission didn't take your wit.
She throwed away the rat. She explained they didn't find one, but two memory takes. But the witch Arfoire came in the way.
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Neptune:Plutie ran away. Well, not that I can blame her. We'll never forget you.
Noire:That's Plutia.
Neptune;Serously! More like Sadie!
Iris:It's unfortunate to see a old hag bullying kids.
Arfoire:Tch, so cocky. And that's the human helper.
Iris:You got quiet a mount on you. To call my dear brother a simple human.
Kumagawa:[You know, I don't even need hands for you.]
He mater a knife in his mount. Then he took out kubikiribochou and cut off his own hands. Monsters tried to atack him, but they had no hope.
He slaughtered them like pigs. Even with the knife in his mount his smile never dissapered. Arfoire was terrified at his apparence.
Arfoire:A-a demon!
Noire:Yeah, why do you think he's named the demon of Planeptune. Because of his social skills?
Arfoire:How can you have a monster like this.
Iris:I would like to stop insulting Misogi. Only I can do that. He's mine. He'll be mine until the day he'll be a corpse and rot. And in the next life he'll still be mine. Whenever he'll be an animal, a woman or a monster. Why, in this form or the other, I don't think I could ever live without you. My darling slave~
Kumagawa:[I would like to decide at a name and stick with it.]
