in a village that was hot as a bitches coochie lived a young boy his name was junglethatcock. he was the age of consent. the sun came brighter than yellow teeth. junglebook woke up sexc as fuk. man, his abs were glossy, creamy. they were fine as fuk. junglethatbook crawled out of his bed like my sleep paralysis crawling out when i kiss him. he made his way to the bathroom. junglepipi dipped his hands in the water to make sure it was warm. he started washing his face but soon the water started to drown him. he tried to scream but his head was underwater
plop💧
he soon realized that he was like dying so he like turned the sink or whatever it's called(dayum imagine being educated asf gucci gang vibes😌🤙🏼 )
he went to his dresser and wore clothes (bc i'm not abt to detail what he was wearing
bc then i would have to think) jungcock hurried downstairs to eat some very nice boujee authentic korean food. he's rich and famous so yeah😎he ate his food and sat his phat slim thicc ass on his couch and watched some boku no pico. while he was at it he grabbed that lotion b01. but before he was able to get ready a commercial came on. "howdy y'all!! are you tried being stuck in your house quarantined all day and beating to some shit." jungkook nods. (but boi who you nodding to?) "well lucky for you i get the best way to solve your problem. here at imagine.org we've made a thing to take you on adventures" junglecok was amazed, wow i can actually stop beating my meat and take adventures. he zoomed faster then when boku squirted an procedded to go online to search for this so called "thing". jungkook found it and his package came fast.
but when he opened it he was so surprised of what he had found.........
it was a pair of sunglasses. jungkook was not having it and called them. "excuse me ma'am i was just delivered a package and i'm pretty sure y'all like messed up my shit"
"no sir we didn't. that's literally the product. did your even read what it was in the website?"
"no but i demand to see your manager this is rude, disgusting, i'm going to GET YOU FIRED"
the call disconneted and they also blocks him🍦🚙
YOU ARE READING
the adventures of junglethec0ck
Randomthis book will be hard published and will be in schools all cross the country from arizona to china. etc. make sure to tell your young baby army to come buy my book if not i'm eating them🙈😌😌😋<3 the pic of this book isn't mine it's from @your st...
