Not so easy

Prologue:

"Get out of the shop before i call the police." yell a woman <- Kate Melferton mother

"Hun calm your tits before you blood pressure goes up again." the calm man told the yelling woman <- Kate Melferton father 

"Really.... are you threathing me now lady do you even know who i am." <- the guy that is driving Kate Melferton mum up her ass.

"I don't give a ass who you are just get the hell out of my shop before i chop that head of yours off." Rumble back Kate Melferton mother.

"Oi you over there, ask your woman to shut the f*** up and tell her that i can't go and this is my shit in here and it's non of her business." the guy told Kate Melferton dad.

"You better shut your mouth up young man before i do the same thing my wife threaten to do." Kate Melferton dad say.

"Oh....... i see she's your wife i wonder how the heck do you handle her sometimes i mean look at her she is ugly, crinckly and well stupid..... i mean look she doesn't even know who i am it's like she has a memory lost. She probably won't remember who you are tomorrow. Her brain is probably as big as a peanut that's why she can't remember anything especially me......" he man kept rambling on and on.

"You whoever you say you are get out of my mother's shop before i get over there and kick your ass and make sure you will never ever have kids. But i bet that would do everyone a favour won't it i mean look at you the words that come out of your mouth are insults and i bet no one would like some kid which is 3 years old to say those words. But if you do change your mind to have kids..... well you better the hell out of my mother store." Kate Melferton told the guy in a voice that will get everyone creep out <- that's me i am Kate Melferton, I am 14 years old this year...... i go to a school near my mother and father shop... there are people that always come to the store to kill my mom temper but no one as rude as this ASSHOLE!

Back to reality.........

"Oh..... so you jsut come up and tell me to get out by threatening me with something eles.... really you think i will just get out of the store.... well think again honey." the guy say with a chuckle and smirk.

I was about to reply and wipe that smirk off his face when a bunch of came swamming into my mum's shop and took the guy which is now struggling against the guard that was holding onto him tightly. When the guy was gone another man came in, i thoguht he was now going to start insulting me or my family like the Asshloe but no..... he did something opposite.

"Hi i am Jack Felton, I am terribly sorry for anyy incovenice Troy has cause so on his behalf i am here to apologize for him, i hope you guys accept. Here's a little token from me/him as well um... just accept and i am terribly sorry." the Jack Felton guy say.....

Mum snatch it from his hand clearly she was in a bad temper and mood tooo.... "Fine we accept just get out of my shop and ask the kid to stay away from our shop.

The Jack Felton bow once more and walk out of the shop...... I went over to the window and peer out there was a black shinny limo park there.... when it was about to drive away the Troy guy window slowly wined down and when he saw me he wink at me, i scowl..... and then went back to helping my mum clean the shop since the jackass troy mess up my mum shop quite a bit.

So what do you people think..... it's not really humor but there might be some.... so yeah! Anywyas don't hate the cover i am still looking for pictures.... don't blame there weren't really good ones... oh and if there are any mistakes don't blame me either i don't have time to edit jsut yett but will try to soon.... if you guys could try helping me edit it pleaseeee with cheery one top of my ice-cream! :P Anyways comment /vote means lots to me and story will try to change the cover and edit it sooon!!! :D Love ya whoever read this!