Dear Mr. and Mrs. CUM LOVES,
Will you let me BOUNCE your DICK? Ever since I have laid EYES on JOAN, I have HELPED madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the LIGHT of my COWS and that someday we will DANCE happily ever after. I have a BITCH as a/an TEACHER that pays $7 each month. I promise to FELL JOAN with kindness and respect.
Sincerely,
MASTICATION ANIKA