Chp 10: Fart cushion... o.o

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Quote of the day: "A smile doesn't always mean happiness... sometimes it is a mask hiding griefs behind it"

Zayn's P.O.V

I finally figured it out!

Okay so Perrie and Niall are leaving today at about 3pm so that's in about um.... 5 hours? I think? Yea, yea it is, okay so they leave in about 5 hours so I have time to figure out what I am going to say to Harry....

Maybe I should just go up to him and say "sorry".... No, no, no! That's so wimpy... What if I say "Yo what up dawwwgggggg! I am so sorry for what I did and yeaaa wanna be meh friend?..... NO! You are so stupid Zayn! I groan as I slap myself.

I heard someone laughing at me from behind the couch, so I turn around to see the one and only! Liam Payne! Woooooooo Yeaaaaa (claps)

"Shut up Liam." I groan shoving my face into the cushion that was on the couch.

"Hey, Zayn?" Liam whispers and I can feel the smirk in his voice.

"What Liam?" I mutter my face still in the cushion.

"Well... You know that cushion your face is on?" He asks innocently.

I nod still not looking up.

"Well! Louis's butt was on that about one hour ago and you really don't want to know how much he farted on it..."

I felt my eyes widen as I get up and look at the cushion then at Liam and back at the cushion then back at Liam and again back at the cushion.

"H-he what?!" I screamed chucking the cushion at Liam's face making him scream.

"DON'T TOUCH ME WITH THAT!" Liam screamed as he ran to the bathroom probably to wash his face.

I hear the door open then close.

I look up to see Louis walking in with a smile on his face, like he accomplished something?

I give him a small smile but before I know it he is falling face forward onto the floor with a groan and a thud.

I started laughing really hard as I saw him looking like a fish trying to get back into the water.

Before I know it I see Liam come out of the bathroom looking at us with confusion but then he sees Louis on the floor looking like a fish and he falls to the floor too from laughter.

I sigh as I stop laughing and see Louis get up and look down to see he fell from the cushion I threw at Liam's face.

He picked it up about to throw it to me, but I screamed and ran behind Liam not wanting to touch the butt cushion.

Louis gives us a confused look and then looks at the cushion. A grin comes out on his face.......

"HE FUCKING KNOWS!" I scream and push Liam onto him.

Liam screams so loud that I think the whole campus heard us.

I run to the door and turn around to see Louis pushing the pillow on Liam's face a look of accomplishment settling on his tanned face as he did so.

I sigh in relief and start to walk out the door but not without being tackled to the floor. I groan and look up to see Louis with a sickly sweet smile.

"H-hey Louis... I-I was just um.... Just uhhhhh...... Going to get you carrots!" I fake smile.

His eyes widen as he looks at me with a grin and gets off of me.

Next thing you know is that Liam is walking out the door with a drowsy look.

He sighs and mutters something under his breath as he looks at me with fake anger probably because I left him with Louis's fart cushion....

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