It was a cloudy afternoon in Central Park, the autumn leaves crunched under Maia's feet as she strolled down the foggy path. She hugged herself as a bitter, cold breeze wafted past her. Luckily she'd brought her rainbow fur coat, she knew it would be chilly today.
Maia woke up that morning feeling grey due to the lack of sun, so she thought maybe a walk would as least be good for her physically, if not mentally. There had been too many days that she had just slept away at that point, even her cats worried for her even though they do the exact same thing.
As Maia walked deeper into the park, the fog cleared and she made her way to sit on a nearby, unoccupied park bench. She'd brought her rainbow backpack with her, which also happened to have her rainbow notepad and rainbow pen. She chewed at her rainbow nails and thought about some song lyrics she thought of on the way there.
"I should probably write them down before I forget them." she mumbled to herself.
As she started scribbling down the words onto the paper she heard a faint whirring noise in the distance getting closer and closer. The park was pretty empty today, probably because of the shitty weather, so the noise was peculiar.
Maia squinted through the fog that remained, she could see a figure approaching slowly and steadily.
But the person wasn't walking.
In fact if Maia blinked, she would've missed him completely, but a short, brown haired boy whizzed by on bright blue scooter. He looked roughly Maia's age, maybe slightly older and he was wearing white clout goggles.
"WHOOOO POGGERSSSSS!" he shouted as he passed by.
Maia was stunned. She had never seen such beauty before. The high pitched screech, the way he whisped past her effortlessly. She needed to know this boy. And she needed to know him now.
But her awkwardness got the best of her and she just blurted out the first thing that came to mind.
"...Hi."
The scooter boy stopped scooterjng immediately and turned to face her slowly, his eyes still covered by the clout.
He stared at her for a minute, very intently.
He then lifted his classes revealing chocolate brown eyes, and long eyelashes that he doesn't deserve.
"Omg!" he exclaimed.
"...You are cute." Maia blurted again.
The boy turned his scooter around and wheeled towards the bench she was perched on.
"Stop you're making me blush." he dragged a hand down his face, flustered.
Maia mentally celebrated. 'Goal achevied' she thought to herself.
Suddenly an extremely tall, completely green man could be seen hiding in the fog, under a nearby tree.
"What the FUCK." he screeched.
The scooter boy rolled his eyes. "This isn't very poggers." he sighed.
Maia stood up, slapping her rainbow notebook down to the ground in a way to threaten the neon green creature. "Let me simp in peace!" she yelled towards the tree.
The green man started sprinting towards the two of them. Scooter boy positioned himself on his ride, ready to run over the 7 foot man if need be.
Maia looked between the two males. 'Do they know eachother?' she wondered.
"Today is too much and I woke up two hours ago." she rubbed her eyes in exhaustion.
The man was getting close now, but before the green could engulf Maia, scooter boy ran him over.
The man was crushed, emotionally and physically. A faint wheeze escaped his lungs just before he uttered his last words.
"Don't hit me up."And he died.
Scooter boy looked down at his accomplishment.
"That's what you get for falling into my trap, pissbaby."
The boy was about to scooter away when Maia stopped him with her words of wisdom:
"Scooter boy ‼ SCOOTER BOY ‼ hello 😀👋 do your shoes need shining 🤔👟✨ scooter boy 😳‼ scooter boy please 🥺☹ 🙏 do you need coffee? 👀☕ come back 😫 PLEASE you're so cool 😤🤑 don't zoom away from me 🥺 scooter boy please 😫😫🤨
She got on her knees and begged. The scooter boy looked down at her and shamelessly gifted her 50 twitch subs. She started crying in her prom dress. She was so happy. The last thing he said to her would remain in her mind until she died."Hit me up." and he scootered away. Never to upload again.
Maia was left alone, sitting on the floor, and all she wanted to do was run.
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FanfictionLiterally just a giant meme Hi stream Enjoy Maia (I love your music btw) Also, nothing in here is intended to hurt or offend anyone, it's all just a joke, for entertainment purposes only :)