jomathan chased after alexa, who didn't even turn back to see his very awkward run with waving arms. "wait! don't go!"
alexa just ran faster, completely ignoring him. finally, jonathan ran out of breath and watched as his first and fourth crush disappeared over a hill, leaving his love life forever.
he sat down in the middle of East Park, hugging his knees and about to cry. suddenly, from behind him, a voice stated, "are you about to cry? because that's not very pog."
he turned around to see melody staring at him with a cold fish eyed look. or at least, to everyone else it was a cold fish eyed look. when she looked at jonathan, that turned into a look of pure hate. but as they say, there is a thin line between love and hate.
"what do you want?" he snarled. "can't you see i'm being sad over rejection?"
her eyes softened. "oh jonathan, i'm so sorry. actually, that's kind of a lie. but it should make you feel better anyways." she sat by him and stared.
she felt a blossoming of pure looO0o0oOve!!!!!! towards him. she tried as hard as she could to stamp it down with hate, but it came back up every time, escaping through the cracks, until she could no longer stand it.
"i love you," she blurted. melody clapped a hand over her mouth, embarrassed. "i'm sorry that was a -" she frantically tried to make up an excuse, but jonathan cut her off.
"i love you too." he replied, leaning towards her, their eyes meeting and their lips an inch apart.
but millidecaqutradrillisecond before they kiiiissed, alexa came stomping down the hill and tore the two of them apart, pushing melody hard enough so that she flew into a tree, and pushing jonathan so hard that it wouldn't have moved an ant.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD IS HAPPENING HERE!!" she yelled. "jonathan, you are MINE! not that ching chong's!!!" she leaned towards him, and he was caught by her eyes. and then chloe and her doppelgänger julia pulled up in a car.
"HEY! get your hands off my johnny boi!" whined chloe, sauntering out of the backseat with julia scrambling after her. "i may have just gotten back from california, but he's still mine!"
jonathan just stared as alexa, chloe, julia, and melody started fighting over him. melody too put her swiss army knife and opened it to the biggest knife, expertly twirling it around her fingers. alexa threw basketballs at the other girls heads, and chloe threw her ice skates. julia acted as a referee, even though nobody payed any attention to her.
"chloe, julia, alexa, melody♥! stop fighting!" he yelled. they stopped. he turned around an out his hands to his head. "why is there a harem of girls fighting over me?! i mean i know i'm hot but do i have a crush on them all??? wait. does this mean i have a f**ish for chinese/ german girls!?!"
someone's laughing filled his head. he tried to shake it out, but it just got louder. his surroundings faded, until he was laying in his pink peppa pig themed bed. "..what?" he mumbled dazedly, sitting up. his older sister joanna was collapsed in a chair by his bed, howling with laughter. "what? why are you laughing like a crazed chicken? where's my harem?"
she looked at him like he had two heads and calmed her laugh down to chuckle. "dude. you were rambling about weird stuff. like, 'oooh i love you too' and 'whys there a harem about me' and f**ish stuff." she dissolved into laughter again. "here, i recorded most of it," she managed to sat, tossing her phone to him.
it was true. she had recorded jonathan saying every single thing he had said in his dream. "what the heck." he choked.
"oh, and mom says you should stop watching so much anime. it's got you dreaming about anime harems and yelling about f**ishes loud enough to take the house down. and you have violin class in a few minutes."
jonathan fainted.
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BAHAHAHAHA ok i'm sorry i was so bored and i just thought "hey why don't i go ship jonathan with 910382 people" and so i did
SORRY MELODY THIS IS MY REVENGE FOR THE HANAHAKI FANFIC LMFAO
