APE GIRL ADVENTURES

Humble Beginnings..

It all started with her mommy, Mounsfarty..... When she went for an awesome jungle safari.

Well.. Mounsfarty had a really bad problem.. Well it's difficult to describe it, but lemme break it down for you. Mounsfarty had accidentally gave birth to her own parents. Dont ask me how! That was her really bad problem.

This thought haunted her forever. She couldn't sleep at night or concentrate on anything . One time.. She was lost in deep thought when she was left behind in the safari. Thinking of how she gave birth to her own parents... She fell asleep.

Unknowingly she had slept near the apes poo ditch. So, when an ape came to poo, he saw her.. Sleeping. She was the most beautiful woman . It definitely was love at the first sight. (She didn't realize he stuffed poo in her ear.. It was a sign of love for the apes). It was an interesting sight!

Bazinga! She woke up in the poo ditch with the ape. She was feeling nauseous. (we all know what that means...i hope). So, as the ape was treating her so well, she decided to settle down with it. It was the ape who made her forget about her parents.

Nine months later a hairy ape baby girl came out of Mounsfarty. They named her Pooslove.