What a joke.. (Aizawa x Ms. Joke)

Chapter 1

I woke up and rubbed my eyes. It's so early.. I got up and began cooking breakfast. After I was done eating I headed out the door. I started walking towards the school but I ran into a lady with blue hair. Oh god it's her..
"Oh my god Eraser! It's been so long!" She said
"Ugh whatever." I said back
"Oh don't be so grumpy! How about we get dinner tonight!"
"No."
"But it will be so fun pleaseeee!"
"No."
"Please please please ple-"
"Fine!"
"Yay!! Here's my address pick me up at six we can go wherever you want!" She said excitedly and handed me a piece of paper with her address on it.
"Do you just have a piece of paper with your address on it with you all the time?" I asked
"I always have it because I've always been prepared for the moment you would say yes!"
"I'm only doing it so you'll leave me alone." I said and walked by her and got to the school.
After the school day was over I headed back to my house and sat down. I watched tv for a little while and checked the time. It was 5 so I showered and started driving to her place. I picked her up and started driving to a restaurant.
"I still can't believe you said yes!" She said
"Ugh whatever." I said
"Maybe you do actually have a soft spot, Shota!"
"Ugh call me eraser head."
"Aww but we're gonna be married somedayy."
"No were not."
"Yes we are!!"
"No we aren't."
"Yes we-"
"Hush"
"Hmph! Wait a minute!" She said while looking at me.
"What?"
"You showered for me!"
"Ugh I'm not gonna go to a fancy restaurant without showering."
"Aww your taking me somewhere fancy? How sweet!"
"Believe what you want I guess."
We got there and sat down at a table.
"Soo sho- I mean Eraser, how have you been?" She asked
"Fine." I said
"Have you met anyone cute?"
"No.."
"Good!"
"What?"
"Well if you meet someone cute then you probably won't ever be with me."
"I won't be with you anyway."
"I'm sure you will! Think of how much you'll laugh!"
"That sounds like actual hell."
"Oh, don't be so grumpy all the time! Maybe I should use my quirk on you to cheer you up!"
Ms joke almost used her quirk on him but he activated his to stop her.
"Use your quirk on me and I'll choke you with my scarf." I said
"That sounds pretty nice!"
My eyes widened
"What the hell did you just say?"
"Ehehehe nooothingg!"
I sighed and our food came.
I started eating.
"Soo Eraser! Do you like your class?" She asked
"I've never liked my class and I never will."
"I bet you love them!"
I sighed and continued eating.
"Ooh we should go to your place aft-"
"No."
"But please!"
"No"
"Please please please!"
"That won't work on me aga-"
"PLEAAAAASE please please please plea-"
"Ugh ya know what? Fine."
"Yayyy!"
Ugh how did that work on me again? Ugh whatever.
We finished eating and we went to my house.
"Wow your house is soo nice! How big is the bed? Can it fit two people?"
"first of all you aren't staying here all night and second of all you would sleep on the couch anyway."
"Ughh ok but can I please stay all night? I'll sleep on the couch please please pleaaaaseee!"
"Ughh whatever."
"Yay! Thanks sho- Eraser!"
We watched a movie and she fell asleep with her head on my shoulder. Ugh. I pushed her head away from me and walked into my room and got on my computer. I checked the time after a few hours and it was 4 am. I decided to go to bed. Why did I even let that joke into my house?