Renesmee's twin sister

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Eli's P.o.v

I woke up to something wet on my foot, I looked down while sitting up and screamed, there is a massive fat bunny peeing on my fudging foot!

" HELP ME MUMMY!!! A MASSIVE FAT BUNNY IS PEEING ON MY FOOT!!!!" I scream unsure of what to do

Mum was suddenly in the room, she looks at the bunny and then me before laughing her damn ass off, the bunny stopped peeing and hopped away, I growl while running after the fucker!

I see Nessie, jake and Seth watching the bunny and me, they start laughing when I slip over on spilt milk and fell on top of the fat bunny, I heard a splat and a crack

" I think ya killed it" jake says amused

I stand up and stare at the squashed bunny, blood and bones everywhere,my shirt covered in blood, ewwwwww!!! FAT PEEING BUNNY BLOOD!!!!!! I scream in disgust while running to my room and having a long hot shower

I quickly dry myself and get dressed in grey sweatpants and a black sports bra. I ran back downstairs with my blood covered clothes and opened the back door, I threw the clothes as far as I could

I laughed my ass of when I saw Nessie cleaning up the bunny with jake and Seth watching her in amusement

" Having fun?" I ask innocently

" Piss off, Bunny killer" Nessie says in disgust with a playful smile

" Excuse me! I am not a bunny killer! I AM A MASSIVE FAT PEEING BUNNY KILLER!!!!" I say in a duh tone making all three of them stare at me like I belonged in a mental institution!

*Next day*

" Sethy poo! Go get me a drink!" I demand jokingly

" Ok" Seth says softly while standing up and walking towards the kitchen, he comes back with a can of coke, he gives it to me with a small smile

I grab the coke and put it on the table, I grab Seth's shirt and pull him down, I smash my lips lustfully onto his and we move in sync, he sits down and pulls me onto his lap, I wrap my legs around his waist and my arms around his neck loosely

He grips firmly onto my hips and pulls me closer, i moan against his lips as he starts rubbing my thighs up and down, I smirk before moving my hands down and rubbing my hands around his crotch teasingly, he moans and grunts loudly while quickly pulling away, breathing heavily, I smirk proudly while getting off Seth and grabbed my coke

I started watching tv while drinking my coke, Seth soon relaxed and started watching with me, after a few hours Seth had to leave for a pack meeting so I got bored and turned off the tv

I went to my room and started watching vines.

(Hey guys, I'm going to continue, but if anyone wants me not to then all you have to do is say so, anyways I love you all and hope you all enjoyed this chapter! I didn't have many ideas but I thought it was a little funny so tell me what you thought! )