Beginning Of Disaster

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(Just in case, I don't own Haikyuu or any of the characters.)

[Daddy Thighs has added Shoyou Hinata, Tobio Kageyama, Kei Tsukishima, Hitoka Yachi,  and Tadashi Yamaguchi to the group chat]


Shoyou Hinata: Woah! A team group chat!

Kei Tsukishima: Um, why is your name that

Daddy Thighs: Don't ask, Suga won't allow me to change it

Sugar Mama: I don't see the problem here

Oh Yes Daddy: Doesn't matter, welcome first years!

Riding Thunder: Hell yeah! Fresh meat!

Tadashi Yamaguchi: Uh

Hitoka Yachi: I-

Tobio Kageyama: Why is that your names?!

Hot Buns: This is already not going smoothly

Dinoshita: Don't worry your hot buns, this chat will be fine

EmoSkrrtA: I'm only here to welcome the first years and then I'm muting this chat again

Narwhal: Agreed

Riding Thunder: Party poopers, man

Tobio Kageyama: Is no one gonna answer me?

Kei Tsukishima: I already hate being here


[Hinata has changed their name to Teletubby Sun]


Oh Yes Daddy: WTF

EmoSkrrtA: Alright, good bye

Hot Buns: I'm visibly scared

Teletubby Sun: Why?! I think the sun looked cute.

Tobio Kageyama: Boke, says who

Teletubby Sun: My little sister

Hot Buns: ...

Tobio Kageyama: ...

Dinoshita: Yeah can't argue with that

Narwhal: Little siblings are always right when determining if a cartoon character is cute

Tadashi Yamaguchi: Like when Tsukki said Barney was cute solely because he was a dinosaur so Tsukki's brother had to dress up as Barney one time.

Kei Tsukishima: Shut up Yamaguchi!

Narwhal: Wait-

Dinoshita: I'm a dinosaur too, why don't you call me cute?

Oh Yes Daddy: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Riding Thunder: KINO OMG HAHAHA

Kei Tsukishima: FML Why

Tadashi Yamaguchi: Gomen Tsukki uwu

Hot Buns: OwO

Ship Goddess: Kawaii uwu owo session

Oh Yes Daddy: QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!

Riding Thunder: SHIMIZU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kei Tsukishima: Ew, simps


[Kei Tsukishima changed their name to Don't Talk To Me]


Don't Talk To Me: I'm muting this chat

Tadashi Yamaguchi: Tsukki :(


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