Role The Sarcasim...

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"Hey I'm Athena-mæ, but please.. call me Thea! Athena is what my parents calls me when i piss Them off.
I Was NEVER into the whole writing in my journal thing, but my best friend Emma talked me into to it. She said its "self-bonding"
Huh that's one thing to talk about! My Best Friend Emma, we have known each other since we were 5! I knew she was a keeper because when we had our first conversation my first reaction wasn't to punch her? And that's a lot since I hated almost every snobby little girl at our kindergarten!
Umm Also another thing Emma wanted me to talk about was my family? so I have two younger Twin brothers Tristan and Kristin which by the way are my living hell! And my Ma and pa which have been happily married since 99 which I thought they would be upsettingly Divorced after the twins annoying personal attitude showed but weirdly they stayed together?"

"Thea!!!" screeched my Mom
"Yeah!?" I replied
"dinners ready set the table!" Roared dad.
"jeez I know I'm famous and all but you have to be paitent" I jokily replied as I bubbly closed my journal and jogged down the stairs to the kitchen and then I seemed to hear some whispering.
So stealthier I hopped around the corner to grab my loaded water gun which I have for when Tristan and Kristin like to play games on me, they used to spritz water on me before dinner when ever they could so they can have some of my leftover food, but a couple of missed out meals made me realise I need to take action in to my own hands!
As I pretended to put black swipes on the sides of my cheeks I got ready for war!
Well if war against my brothers count then yeah we have had like world war 200 up in this bitch.

As I quickly pull myself away from the wall to start firing my deadly water, mom had the boys by the wrist and said
"I've told you boys to stop playing with Athena and you never listen, so you know what I'm going to do?"
"What?" Replies Kristin with a croaky voice
"momma please we were not even going to water blast her, just scare her!"
"Bullshit" I mumble under my breath.
then mom gave the boys the worst punishment the boys have ever been given mother said
"I know what I'm going to do to teach you boys a lesson, no soft drink for a week!!!" She screamed

As I finished cleaning up dinner I happily galloped to my room wear I saw my diary that I left open, but the page had turned and Emma had writin on there "Thea this page is all about you!" I read the words over and over in my head, only to realise that there was a subtitle reading "physical Thea Not Your Lovely Back story" I gasped for the first time in a while because I didn't really know how to explain myself in that way?

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