🍁This cult is only for people that have promised to protect Matthew Williams the personification of Canada. If you aren't one of them, please leave..🍁
Hello and welcome to the cult! We have maple syrup and pancakes on that table over there with a side of bagged milk, please take your Kumajiro plushies as we welcome our adorable child himself Mattie!
Matthew: Hello..!
Treat him with respect as he's the reason we're all gathered here.
This is a lgbtq+ safe place as well..
Let's make sure Matthew is safe.
