it was a nice day at SUPER SECRET VILLAIN BASE (NO JOJOS ALLOWED!!) everything was going fine, DIO was eat- i mean washing dishes, diavolo was playing yanderesim, valentine was listening to BTS, Diego was watching godzilla.
and then kira got thirtsy
he searched for water everywhere but Kars already drank all of the water cuz he thought he was a fish
kiras thirstiness was rising
if he couldnt drink anything he would die at this point
he went to DIO's secret basement where no one ever entered..
there was a sign that said "DO NOT DRINK"
kira didnt read cuz after he saw the drink he immedialtçtjrlr (i cmt spell imedietly) drank it
then dio came to the basement too..
DIO: KIRA WTF ARE YOU DOING HERE
kira: uh... kars told me you had cat toys
DIO: ಠ_ಠ why tf would i have cat toys
kira: J
DIO: anyways you didnt touch anything right..?
kira: uhhh ye ye
DIO: kira can you move a bit right
kira: ummmm why
DIO: slaps kira out of the way
WHERE TF IS MY SUPER COOL EPIC CUCUMBER JUICE
a moment of silence while dio thinks with his "big brain"
DIO: .....kira.........
did you.. drink it?
kira: uh u h m u hkm.. OK FINE I DID I WAS THIRSTY OK WHATS SPECIAL ABOUT THAT DUMBASS DRINK ANYWAYS
DIO: kira.....
it.. it was cosmo the seedrian juice.
kira went full silence for a moment
kira: CHOKES SELF AND BARFS
WHAT THE FYCK WHY DIDNJT YOU TELL ME
DIO: its too late kira. you have cucumber toe disease forever now.
i will tell the others
kira had a bigass stroke
DIO: yo guys kira drank cosmo juice
kars: oh god
diavolo: ohhh yea else if else if else if yanderedev cum
literally everyone: shut the fuck up diavolo
pucci: oh my dio i wouldnt wanna experience that
valentine: so what will we do?
diego: do we get infected too or what
DIO: we will see, its not infectious though
diego: thank god
diavolo: bye im out i dont give a fuck im gonna stay over alex's house
DIO: bruh fine go
valentine: (celebrates from inside)
kars: uh.. so wheres he
DIO: i took him to oompa loompa prison
kars: wTf WHY
DIO: he was turning to a cucumber and no one wants to see that
kars: u h o k
after kira finishes being a cucumber
DIO: k we will visit him now
they all go to oompa loompa prison
diavolo: LMAO KIRA YOU LOOK SO STUPID XDDDDD
kira: shut up pls.
pucci: is there any way we can turn him back to human
DIO: only if queen elizabeth dies
pucci: im sorry kira
kira: THEN KILL HER KDILEEHEOEKJERJJDPR9WEKW
DIO: no
kira: RAGES
DIO: shut up cucumber
valentine: the power of junkook will revive you!
kira: ಠ_ಠ
valentine: plays earrape bass boosted bts song
everyone: AAAAAAAAAAA TURN IT OF IDOiT
valentib: but its relaxing and calming :3
diavolo: SLAPS VALENTINE AND PLAYS YANDR SIMILTR MUSIC
valentine: WTF NO
meanwhile..
baby kata: omg am sa hangry ima eayt
*eats kira* nom jom hönk cucambar
and no one fucking noticed that kira just died. the énd uqwuuwuwuw i will whrtie more to give eye cancer to everyonw
