july 30, 2019
deer diery,
hay old buddy. it is me, dingo. today wasn't fun. our favorite pet brother, fondue, died permenently. at least that's what mommy says. poggers beat me over the head afterwards too just to make sure and all the other kiddos laugh and pointed. i cried. oh i cryed so hard, dier. how could this happen to m e?? anyways, i'm gonna go beat my meet and cry some more.
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the little bitch diarys
ChickLitdiego hargreaves is feeling a little sad so he writes in his wittle diary.