Lord Emperor Dr Sir Mr King Supreme Leader God Overlord A. Riimtiyaz was born on May 12th many years ago. We know this because every year, on his birthday, he comes and blesses many people with his presence. A. Riimtiyaz uses this day to meet millions of new people, and evaluates whether they are worthy of his friendship. If an individual is deemed worthy, he will continue to message the person, saying wholesome words such as "Miss u!", "Call me", and "Make a video call". This goes on for some time. If you are unfortunately not worthy of Sir A.Riimtiyaz's friendship, you will receive devastating messages such as "Fuck you", "Im block you" and "ok bye". After receiving all three of these heartbreaking messages, you will then be blocked, meaning you have lost your opportunity to join this religion. However, A. Riimtiyaz believes in second chances, so you may be unblocked eventually. If you are unblocked and do not make a video call, you may be blocked again. If you do make a video call, you will be greeted with a lovely warm smile. This will be followed by "my penis open" and "show your ass". If you do not follow his instructions, you'll be blocked. If you do follow his instructions, you'll be blessed with Riimtiyaz's Sexy Spells. This means you'll forever be able to follow the holy leader and be apart of this ever growing community. On the Holy One's birthday, we celebrate it as "Riimtiyaz Day". This is where we all make video calls and let the water out of our penis's. Not participating in Riimtiyaz Day is considered a sin and will result in your demise.
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Sir Wrinkles was born October 4th. This day is remembered as "Wrinkles Memorial Day". In 2019, Wrinkles Memorial Day was celebrated with the release of a film about Wrinkles titled "Wrinkles the Clown". This film is totally fiction, though, as it does not cover the true origins of this fantastic hero. However, Wrinkles will go down in history as one of the most heroic men to roam the planet. To celebrate Wrinkles Memorial Day, you simply say the following prayer when you eat dinner: "Dear Lord, we are once again here to thank you for giving us Sir Wrinkles the Clown. We are oh so thankful for his presence and what he has done for our community. We will never forget his heroic efforts. Let there be many healthy years to come. Amen."
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