Chat Name: Straw Hats
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Luffy entered the chat.
Nami entered the chat.
Usopp entered the chat.
Sanji entered the chat
Chopper entered the chat.
Robin entered the chat.
Franky entered the chat.
Brook entered the chat.
Jinbe entered the chat.
Luffy: The meeting to figure out determine what's for dinner has begun!!!!
Usopp: I, The GREAT Captain Usopp Suggest we have beef for dinner.🥩
Luffy: YEAAH I WANT MEAT TOO!!!!!! 🍖🍗🍗🍖
Chopper: Personally, I would also like a small side salad and a dairy product such as milk to keep our bodies healthy.🥬
Sanji: Calm down guys, I was gonna fix meat anyway, but yeah we can have beef. And Chopper, my meals are always well balanced and healthy there's no reason to fret. ESpECiaLly WITH ALL THESE LOVELY LADIES TO COOK FOR😍😘
Luffy, Chopper, Usopp, Nami, Brook, Jinbe, and Robin liked this message.
Robin: I could go for something cold to drink?🍹
Nami: I could go for something a little sweet🍭
Franky: How about some COLA?🥤
Sanji: AnYthInG FOr YoU RoBIn DeAR!!!!! NAmI SwAn!!!!!
Franky:🥤
Luffy:MEAT
Franky:🥤
Franky: SUPPERRR
Brook: If I give you something sweet will you show me your panties???👙
Nami: Put a sock in it!!!👊🏻
Brook: Yohohoho!
Jinbe: I trust our cook to make the best decision based on ingredients, portions, and so forth. We must have faith that our meal will come through.
Usopp: Spoken like a true wise man... or fishman. 🐠🐙🐬
Nami: Hey I just thought of this but where's Zoro?
Sanji:😒
Chat Name: Thriller Bark
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Perona entered the chat.
Gecko Moria entered the chat.
Absalom entered the chat.
Hogback entered the chat.
Perona: So it's getting pretty close to October. You know what that means....
Absalom: Beautiful women changing into barely there costumes.🤤
Lola entered the chat.
Lola: I'll dress up real nice for you on our wedding day.😘
Absalom: Nooooooooooooo🤢
Absalom kicked Lola out of the chat.
Gecko Moria: I'm going to ignore that and say that October means trapping and scaring the souls out of little children in the dead of night?😈
Hogback: Experiments—also in the dead of night—to revive the dead in order to advance modern medicine and scientific curiosity😷
Zoro entered the chat.
Zoro: Booze 🥃
Perona: IT MEANS ALL THAT AND HALLOWEEN!!! 👻
Hogback: How astute.
Perona: Wait... ZORO WHY ARE YOU HERE??? 😱
Zoro: ...
Gecko Moria: Did you get lost?
Absalom: How embarrassing.
Zoro: I DIDN'T GET LOST! YOU GOT LOST! I'M OUTA HERE!!!!
Zoro left the chat.
Perona: That poor man.🥺
Direct Chat: Trafalgar Law
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Zoro: Hey Luffy, where did you go?
Law: Why in the hell are you here?
Zoro: Why are YOU here?
Law: Just go. I don't have the energy to deal with your directionally challenged ass.
Zoro: You wanna fight!?!😤
Law: No.😎
Zoro left the chat.
Group Chat: Red Haired Pirates
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Zoro: Oí Luffy, you there?
Shanks: Nope😛
Benn: Definitely not.
Lucky: 😮
Yasopp: A resounding no.
Abyss
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Zoro entered.
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Direct Chat: The Witch
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Zoro: Hey Luffy!!!
Nami: 1) This is not Luffy or the group chat.
2) We've already decided on dinner more or less.
3) How did you manage to get lost ON YOUR PHONE?
4) Seriously, it's literally labeled Strawhats!!!
5) Number 4 bit of information just cost you 3,000 Berī.
Zoro: Money Greedy Witch.
Zoro left the chat.
Chat Name: Straw Hats
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Zoro entered the chat.
Zoro: Luffy?
Luffy: Whaaaaaaaa?🧐
Zoro: Thank Fuck.
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FanfictionA One piece Group Chat Fanfic. Zoro's directionally challenged. Luffy asks a tough question. Brooke and Sanji have a grand plan. *I do not own One Piece or the character. They belong to the great Eiichiro Oda!
