Deadpool Fanfic

Chapter 5

Disclaimer: I don't own the Avengers, Deadpool, or some mentions of the X-Men like Cable, Marvel aka again Stan Lee does

Chapter 5: The big mission

It was late at night and Deadpool was looking through his binoculars looking at the target he was assigned to kill. For some odd reason he wasn't feeling as excited he used to be and he was actually thinking about Sophia, but he shook his head to get himself back into the mood of killing Deadpool took out most of the guards around the tall building and was on the elevator on his way to the top floor where a song started coming on and Deadpool was back to his normal self and was singing along with it.

(But you can't sing.) White box said.

[Yes he can, he sings like angel.] Yellow box said.

The power within the elevator stop and Deadpool smashed the glass as he climbed his way up to the next floor, where on the loudspeaker the target was yelling orders to his minions and other bodyguards to go kill him.

"You know this feels a little off to me." Deadpool said.

(Off? This is new of you.) White box said.

[Maybe he needs a chimichanga!] Yellow box said.

"No, no I'm not in the mood for a chimichanga, it's that woman I can't stop thinking about her." Deadpool said, while killing off many bodyguards with his trusty katana.

[Maybe we should kill her then she won't bother you.] Yellow box suggested.

"Yeah, and get killed by Cable and the Hulk fuck that!" Deadpool shouted and chopped off the head of another guard.

(Maybe you should talk to her about it, but keep it subtle and not slip it up that it's you.) White box said.

"Yeah maybe you're right. Now let's go make our money!" Deadpool shouted, getting back into his groove.

Deadpool was shouting out wacky shouts and took out his two handguns as he started to shoot the guards from the front and shooting them with his hands behind his back. Until the boss let out a huge brute with a giant gun and Deadpool had a twinkle in his eye.

"Big Gun....Must...Want...Have." Deadpool said, excited.

Deadpool had to be careful and used his teleportation power to hit the brute with his katanas, then his hammers, and lastly his guns which brought the big guard down. Deadpool picked up the huge heavy artillery and started to blast away all of the goons that were coming after him.

"What the hell do you think I pay you fools for?! Kill that stupid bastard!" The boss shouted over the intercom.

Deadpool ran out of ammo and got his katanas, "If I cut you, do you not bleed?" Deadpool asked.

The bodyguards kept coming with their guns and firing at the black and red mercenary which proved to do little damage to Deadpool since he used his teleportation power to get away from the bodyguards and started to slice their arms that started to spurt out blood as they screamed until they were sliced in half with their intensities and other organs came out all over the floor which made the boss of the company very angry as he watched all of his men die from insane mercenary.

"Hey Narrator, where the hell have you been?! We've been wasting away with people wanting my attention and more on me." Deadpool said.

(N/A: Bitch like I was busy with getting ready for my prom and graduation that happened two months ago, okay! Who the fuck do you think is writing this is shit and having a fucking block on how to continue this fucking story despite how shitty I am at writing a story okay and getting ready for my college classes that are coming up. Now, who's the fucking author of this shit? Huh?! Me you bastard! Now you better be glad I remembered this is damn story, now shut up!)