The Chronicles of A. Riimtiyaz and Sir Wrinkles

Chapter 2 - Wrinkles saves Earth from AWVR Terrorist Organisation

First a little background. AWVR is a terrorist organisation run by a guy named Philip. It stands for "Arabic Warfare Very Racist". They have been terrorising little children on ROBLOX, Discord and YouTube for many years. And Wrinkles had had enough of it. It was time to do something about these filthy rascals, there was no room for them in this beautiful world. AWVR is still going, but it's smaller now. They were once bigger than the Nazis, but nobody mentioned them ever as they were too powerful and scary.

In the summer of 1946, the world was still recovering from World War II. However, this did not stop AWVR's then-leader DJ Not Nice (Philip's great grandfather) from attempting to conquer the world. . For many years after it's foundation, AWVR terrorised areas of Asia and the United States. This included filming elevators and trains to steal data to be able to perform terrorist attacks and standing in playgrounds to find new recruits. This all had to stop. 

Actual image of an AWVR spy about to film an elevator, 1946 ^

Wrinkles had heard enough. He engaged with a huge war, you may have heard of it, The Cold War. Yes, that's right. You may have believed that the Cold War was between USA and Soviet Union, a battle of communism and capitalism. However, the true case was Wrinkles VS AWVR. When the Cold War ended, Wrinkles was still battling AWVR, but since everyone else had stopped fighting, the war was declared finished. Infact, it's rumoured that the Hiroshima and Nagasaki bombings were actually actions performed by Wrinkles upon finding DJ Not Nice's hidden bases in those cities. He had predicted AWVR's rise to power. However, there were many hide outs. Some in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, others in Istanbul, Riyadh, North Carolina, Beijing, various parts of Vietnam, Stalingrad, and more. AWVR was growing fast, and Wrinkles had to stop it. 

A train used to transport people to AWVR concentration camps ^

The battles of the Cold War were mostly fought by Wrinkles. As you're aware, capitalism mainly stood tall throughout the wars. This was because DJ Not Nice was a communist, and AWVR involved themselves in the wars, meaning Wrinkles had to join to oppose them. Perhaps one of the most famous wars, Vietnam, was won by the Communists. This is because Wrinkles was about to leave but his wife, Wrinklette, had a heart attack and died before he left, so he stayed home to take her to the hospital and to attend the funeral. Wrinkles then won every other battle in her name, Wrinklette did in fact get justice.

Wrinkles at Wrinklette's Funeral ^

After the cold war ended, Wrinkles did not give up. The war took to the World Wide Web. Wrinkles would start to hack AWVR's Email Accounts and sign them up to porn websites. He'd also order Dildos to leader Daniel (Daniel took over from DJ Not Nice when DJ Not Nice and second in command Donna we killed in The Great AWVR Brawl of Baltimore in 1986)'s house. This would continue for generations. It's also note worthy that Wrinkles formed his own counter strike group against them. This group was called Counter Terrorists. It was like playing CSGO.

The Counter Terrorists being deployed into Istanbul, 2007, colourised. ^ 

As time has progressed, AWVR is reduced to a gang of weirdos on ROBLOX, YouTube and Discord and is run by Philip (Daniel's son). Wrinkles had to step away from his position, meaning ownership of the Counter Terrorists was passed on to Timmy Clipart Kid. Now the Great Timmy War of Raleigh North Carolina has kicked off. Wrinkles will forever be remembered for his heroic acts of bravery throughout history. 

 Live image of Timmy Clipart Kid and one of the highest ranking Counter Terrorists liberating an AWVR Concentration Camp, 2018, Vietnam.