Taekook Oneshots

Jungkook's English🔥

~top kook
~bttm tae
~random names are the interviewers :)
~the 'interview' is SOOOOO fake. I made it all up. So hope you dont sue me about it not happening, or not being true cz ik XD ♡
~a little bit of dirty talk only. Nothing will happen :^)
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BTS where in an American interview, for there album "Map of the soul_7"

Dan: So why is the album named '7'? What is the purpose behind its name?

Namjoon: Well, firstly we are 7 members umm

Yoongi: 7 years together

Dan: Oh wow. 7 years. Ok now we are going to play a game and hope you'll are gonna answer.

BTS: Ok!

Dan: Good, the game is alphabet! We will startfrom 'a' then end with 'z'. And you should give me a word that starts with that letter. Ok? Got any problem?

BTS: No!

Dan: Ok good. Now What does 'a' stands for?

Jimin: America

Dan: Good. B?

BTS: Umm b-

Jungkook: Breakie

Namjoon: B-becky? What?

Dan: Yea, Breakie! Breaky is breakfast!

Jungkook: Yea Breakie

Namjoon: Oh wow. I thought he said Becky like Becky G or something. But beaky is breakfast? Wow...

Dan: Yes!

Jungkook: Breakie 😉👉

After interview

The interview went on, they finished the game successfully. They had fun in it. It was good.

All members where talking about how fun the interview was; all but Namjoon. His mind was clouded with something, and its been slightly frustrating.

At there house, back in Korea. At dinner

They where now eating dinner, made by Jin of course. They where enjoying it.

But a specific couple where focused on something else.... :^)

Jungkook: How was i at the interview baby?

Taehyung: You where so hot and sexy and daddy material and-

Jungkook: Ok ok ok i get it hehe. But i think it wasnt that good.

Taehyung: Bish what? Like take that back or iam gonna get under the table right now. And do something i and you will defnetly regret.

Jungkook stared at his lover, eyes wide, mouth slightly opened, a small blush on his face, and a little bit of a problem rising down there from the thought.

Taehyung thought he is taking so much time to think, so he made an action and dropped his spoon on the ground. Bringing Jungkook to reality again.

The older looked at the other with seductive eyes, telling him what he will do by a look. Jungkook shook his head firmly, giving him a stern look back. But taehyungie is as stubborn as ever. Is acting like a bitch now :)

So he of course. Went down, under the table and put his hand on his lover's thick thigh.

Jungkook: baby! Baby what are you doin? Nooo no get up, get up now!

Jungkook said, in English. Taehyung had always loved it when the younger talk to him in English. He looks so hot doing so.

Taehyung: umm, you are so hot kookie. Talking to me in English to persuade me but you are worsening the situation. Now say it or iam not gonna stop.

He said, his hand slowly going up to the other's pelvis part.

Jungkook: OK OK! I TAKE IT BACK! IAM SORRY!

The other members looked at him weirdly, confused.

But Namjoon was the only one totalk first.

Namjoon: Jungkook? Did you just talk in English SO perfectly, AND in Irish ascent? (Fuck THAT would be hot 😳 i should stop)

Jungkook: Uhh no?

While the two talk/argue about that, Taehyung picked up his spoon and went on with eating. Having a HUGE problem because of his boyfriend's ascent, voice, and language he talked in.

Namjoon: Jungkook. I know you ARE fluent in English. IAM.SURE.OF.IT !!! There is no way you are not! In every single interview we make, you understand the questions an talks without me translating, or without the piece in our ear to translate. You just answer right away. And then in every interview, OR any time else, you just talk fluently. You learn the speech for every party or reward or so Very quickly!!! HOW.CAN.YOU.DO.THAY.IF.YOU.ARE.NOT.FLUENT.IN.ENGLISH?!?!?!??

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Jungkook: Why are you even SO focused on me, about that, that you have to do a complete mess of your plate and make jin hyung mad? So what of iam fluent in English-speaking? What? Is it a crime?

Namjoon: So i dont have to evERYTIME EVERYWHERE TRANSLATE EVERY WORD!!! I CAN GET A FUCKING BREAK FROM ALWAYS NEEDING TO REPEAT WHAT I HEARD OR EXPLAIN! AT LEAST I HAVE SOMEONE TO HELP ME! IT MAY SOUND SO EASY BUT ITS SO HARD!!!!

......

Jungkook: Ok no problem.

And like that, after the so normal dinner they all helped each other, and promised to not keep anything a secret. Jungkook is fluent in English and can talk in different accents. Irish, British, Americanish :) which was so surprising for everyone. But it was indeed hot and so good.

But that night, Taehyung couldn't help but regret teasing his lover at the table, because he couldn't walk for another week after that..... ;)

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OK! SO! My friendeu AudreyLovesDeers talked about wanting Jungkook to be secretly fluent in English, and then Namjoon discovering it. I REALLY HOPE you got at least a part of what you wanted my sistar. Sorry if it was bad :( i cant keep my eyes open properly, its 4:09 a.m but, Hope you liked it amd sorry for any mistake♡