I got me some off brand Gatorade cure my thirst and yea.. -turns the bottle- OPON further review this is hand sanitizer.. Siri! Locate the nearest stomach pump.. IMMEDIATELY. jdjejf I'm seeing god tonight-
Excuse me....
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I'm going to sleep here.
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I hope you don't mind.
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＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_
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/ >🍪 ¿Want My Cookie?
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🍘< \ Nu! My Cookie!
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/ >🍘 Just Kidding You Can Have My Cookie^^!
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/ >🍘 But Just A Nibble!;;
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🍘<\ *takes your cookie*
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( 0∆0 ) *Eats Half Of It*
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🍘< \ nuu! wyd!? chu ate almost all of it! ...Thats it...
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/ >🔪 Now you die...
"If she likes to be called 'babygirl' and has the word oof in her vocabulary... let's face it..She probably likes to be choked! "
" fAcTs! "
Did you know that a sneeze is 1/8 of a orgasm-? So that means once you sneeze 8 times in a row you have a full orgasm
I bet everyone knows this sentence.
"Kacchan we were 5"
Come💃on🕺shake💃your🕺body💃baby🕺do💃the🕺conga💃I🕺know💃you🕺can't💃control🕺yourself💃any🕺longer💃Come🕺on💃shake🕺your💃body🕺baby💃do🕺the💃conga🕺I💃know🕺you💃can't🕺control💃yourself🕺any💃longer
I just inhaled a entire can of frebreze and I am
Trippin balls rn
Finally the scroll of Truth!
-opens it 'If you'd be obedient daddy wouldn't have to spank you.'-
....No- -yeets it away-
Fuck my hair up (fuck it up)
Like Angelica from Rugrats (ha)
Ppcocaine, you know that I'm the world's biggest brat (uh, uh, uh)
When I walk the scene, know they look 'cause that ass fat (ass fat)
Better hold your shawty, I'ma play with her pretty cat (pretty cat)
Pretty cat, got her kissin' on my neck tat' (Huh?)
Open my legs 'cause I know she wanna kiss that (woah)
Never gonna ask lil' shorty to hold back
I'm all up on her head like a motherfuckin' sports cap (like a sports cap?)
Itty-bitty titty, wanna be in the committee? (ha, ha)
Got her lickin' on my kitty when I catch her in my city (uh, what?)
Buy her gifts out of pity and I tell her that she pretty (ah-hah)
But if her sister in my city, I'ma tell her, "Let's get litty" (uh)
Baby, stop the cap, (uh) when you know it's a fact (uh)
When I slide in your cat (uh), you know I'm packin' the strap (uh-oh)
Baby, throw it back, put your face in my lap
I'ma kill your cat like a fuckin' Rugrat (ha)
What if Jesus was gay and instead of saying amen he was saying ah men-
