No Pants Required

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Louise stared at the girl blankly. "What's that?"

The girl laughed. "It's like truth or dare."

Louise was even more confused. "What's truth or dare?"

"You're joking, right?"

Louise shook her head abashedly.

"You seriously don't know what that is?" A brunette cut in, looking appalled.

"I, Louise Ann Remington, have no clue what Truth or Dare is." She said sarcastically, getting tired of their questioning.

"Wait, you're Louis' twin sister?" One of the guys asked.

Louise sighed. "Yes."

"Well, you definitely aren't as fun as him." The brunette said, arms folded across her chest.

"Guys, don't be mean." The first girl took the lead of the conversation. "Louise, why don't you play with us? We can teach you as we go along."

"Um...okay? I guess." Louise agreed reluctantly.

"Great!" She exclaimed. "I'm Ella, by the way."

"I'm Marina." The brunette chimed in.

"Tarzan." The guy from earlier grinned goofily.

"Whoa, really? That's such a cool name! I love that book so, so much!" Louise squealed and Tarzan nodded shyly.

The other member quietly introduced himself as Floyd.

"Okay," Ella began. "Truth or Dare normally begins with one person asking another, 'Truth or Dare?' and the person asked simply picks between the two. If you choose truth, the asker get to ask you any question about yourself and you have to answer truthfully. If you choose dare, the person gets to tell you to do something-for a lack of better words-daring. For example, I dare Tarzan to go back into the house, grab the first person he sees, and kiss them. And it wouldn't matter if it were a guy or a girl. He would have to do it."

"But," Marina took over. "Our version is Dare. We took out the truth. And basically, if you chicken out, you have to take a few swigs of the Vodka we brought up with us." She held up the bottle.

Louise's eyes widened. "How many swigs do we have to take?"

"The group votes on that." Tarzan informed her.

"Okay, I-I guess I'll play." Louise mumbled. She wasn't used to talking to other people.

The group cheered.

"Louise, you go first!" Ella exclaimed.

"Okay," Louise grinned. "Tarzan, I dare you to sock Floyd in the face."

Floyd visibly paled. "Please, no."

"I got you." Tarzan picked up the Vodka and downed half of it. "Well, well," He smiled deviously. "Marina, I dare you to give Floyd a lap dance."

Long story short, Louise refused to watch. So she sat isolated in the corner for about a minute while Marina did the deed.

She came back and Marina surveyed the group carefully. "Ella!" She finally said. "I dare you to go get six random drinks left around the house and then drink them all."

Ella got to her feet. "Lame." She proclaimed and disembarked for her journey.

About ten minutes later, she came back, wobbly on her feet. "Done."

They didn't even question her as she took her seat next to Louise.

"Hey," Floyd said to her. "Avenge me." He nodded over towards Louise and her eyes bulged in terror.

"Louise," Ella immediately took up Floyd's request. "I dare you to twerk on Tarzan."

"No. Freaking. Way." Louise was disgusted. She was not about to follow in Miley Cyrus' footsteps.

"Drink the rest of the bottle." Floyd smirked at her.

"Whatever happened to group decisions?" Louise mumbled as she eyed the bottle suspiciously.

"Just drink it already!" Floyd complained. "We don't have all day!"

Louise picked it up and plugged her nose. She downed it all in four gulps, choking on the last part. It burned her throat, and her eyes started to water.

"Okay," She slurred, the alcohol's effects already taking place. "Tarzan, I dare you to lick the inside of Floyd's nostrils."

"And since there's no more Vodka," Marina added in, eyes glinting in mischief. "You have to do it."

Tarzan's eyes were saucers. He took up one look at Floyd and immediately stood up. "There's no way in Hell I would ever do that. I'm going to find another drink."

"You're no fun." Louise pouted.

"Well, you're completely crazy when you're drunk." Floyd whined.

"This is your fault, though." She pinned the blame on Floyd.

"My fault?" Floyd pointed to himself, anger painted across his features. "You're the one who-"

"I'm back!" Tarzan's voice echoed up the hall as he pounded up the stairs.

"Oh, great." Marina drawled.

"And now I get to ask Louise." Tarzan declared, fist pumping the air. "For revenge!"

"Dare, or dare?" Tarzan asked Louise, grinning sloppily.

"Is truth an option?" Louise asked nervously.

"Okay, I truth you to take off your pants, and jump off the roof into the bushes."

A moment of silence ensued.

"I'll do it."

A/N: Dedicated to @Teenagebomb [aka Ella] for winning best question in MID so I named a character after her! And she really is the bomb, so you should check out her stories!

btw that's Floyd to the side :)