•The Work of A Lady•

S.A.R.N

Jasmine and I were waking from the movies. We had just left from seeing Woman In Black 2. Shit was scary of fuck. Had my ass jumping and hiding myself every time.

"Babe I'm hungry!" She whined. I mugged her.

"Girl you better learn how to cook. Damn a nigga ain't got money like det." I chuckled and started the car. She giggled.

"I know how to cook nigga!" She pushed her hair back and rolled her eyes.

"Do it again imma poke em out lil nigga."

She smacked her lips.

"What you want?"

She started to look around out the window. "Ooh! Taco Bell!!" She squealed. I smacked my lips. "Yo ass gone turn into some Damn Tacos. Damn that's all yo mafuckin ass eat." I shook my head. "We going to a nice place where we can sit down, shid."

"Ion like yo attitude luh nigga." She said smacking me upside the head.

"We both know ian liddle." I pushed her head back and pulled into Cheddars.

"Never been here before." She said and got out. I got out and locked the door wrapping my arm around her neck cause she short as shit.

We went inside and got a table fa two.

"Aye don't be ghetto up in here ma'. You see all des damn crackas up in hea." I chuckled.

"Boy please, Your the one cussing and calling people out of their names." She giggled and took a seat. I shrugged. It was true and you know black people be doin the most ratchetest, craziest shit, so um yea.

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"Fuck, I'm full dan a bitch!" I rubbed my stomach and flopped down on the couch."

"I know yo Big Fat Albert lookin ass ate half a my gotdamn plate." She giggled and rolled her eyes.

"What I tell you about dem eyes?" Every time I look at this nigga she always rolling her damn eyes like damn a nigga can't go a day without rolling them bitches?

"It's cool, cause one day they gone fall out. Ian een worried." I let my somewhat ' ghetto ' come outa me.

"Ok Alex! Don't get me started." She sat next to me watching Spongebob. I poked her sides. "Shudduh and gimme a kiss bae." I said pulling her to me. She puckered her lips up and I leaned in. She pushed my head sideways and ran upstairs. "Fuck it." I said to myself and my phone rung.

"Yo wassup bruh?"

"Aye nigguh? What you up to?" My nigga Jake said through the line.

"Shid nothing. Bae mad at a nigga I guess." I chuckled playing with my pennies.

"Oh shit what you do now Alex?"

"Damn a nigga can't even get no supprt from his own blood!?" I shook my head. "That's crazy."

"It ain't even like that buh yo, come over we about to have a lil kickback."

"Igh Brudda. I be there in a quarter." I got up stretching.

"Right on." The line clicked and I made my way upstairs. "Baby, I'm going over Jake house." I yelled as my voice echoed throughout the hall.

"Ugh ain't that nigga bi? Always hitting on you and shit. Damn honestly I would think he turned yo ass out. Hitting on my baby touching yo ass and shit, imma fight him next time."

I chuckled." Calm yo ugly ass down and yea. Buh I can handle myself plus we known eachother since grade scoo. Nothin to worry bout."

"Yea okey. These gay niggas be having their lil tricks." I shook my head at her comment and took my clothes off. "Imma get on the shower, you coming?"

"Nah I'm tired bae. Love you and have fun cause that nigga gone try his best to get in yo juicy ass." She squeezed my butt and I jumped feeling violated as fuck.

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"Yo nigga!" I dapped Jake and came inside.

"Sup, bitches in the back, homies all around, make yaself comfy be careful cause-" He smirked not finishing his sentence walking away. I made my way around greeting everyone and going to the back. "Aye I'll give a hunna to two bitches that slurp my shit for a minute." I said looking at them all.

"A hunna what?"

"Pennies bitch." I laughed and grabbed her and pointed to a bitch making her follow us. We went into Jake room and there was two lesbian chicks doin they lil thing.

"Lets get it." I stretched out on the bed letting them get to work and pulled my phone out.

Hers- Bae Wyd!?

His - Damn nigga I can't sleep!? That's what im trying to do!

Hers- I swear imma stick my dick down yo throat.

His - Tuh. Wish. You already know I don't do that shit.

Hers- Whatever. I gotta go love you.

I never got a reply so I just put my phone down and watched them fight over my dick. The two chicks climb on the bed and joined in making this shit hella amazing.

"Mm damn baby." I held onto their heads making the smart mouthed one choke.

She forced her head up and the quiet hoe and the two chicks started licking my balls and French kissing my dick.

"Mhm just like that." I bit my lip.

I pulled my pants up and looked at the girls. That one with the smart mouth was looking at me like we had a problem. The other three were conversating about whatever.

"Where's our cut?" the smart one said.

"Bitch get the fuck on. Ian giving yo slut ass shit, hoe." I pushed past her and smiled at the quiet one. I gave her $250 and smart ass a dolla. The other two, i would pay them back in advance.

I then left to find my niggas and chill.

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