How To Be A Badass

Being A Badass

Now as you can tell, part of being a Badass is your appearance. Not only the way you look, but the way you carry yourself too (We'll get to that later).

Now if you want to look like a Badass get yourself some cool ass shoes, not those new Nikes or anything like that, no. I'm talking some steel-toed boots a that leave that extra sting when you're done kicking some ass. Next, we move on to your socks. Don't get those ankle socks you see, get yourself some mid-calf socks. Wear those bitches with pride. Now we move on to your pants. No, you don't want any sweatpants or dressy pants 'cause that'll make you look stupid. Get some nice, dark-ish boot cut jeans. Don't worry about rips either, you'll get those battle scars through the ass-kicking. Now we get to the shirts. Get a black undershirt so you don't have to worry about the blood sweat and tears of your enemies staining it. To top it off, get a sick ass black leather jacket, you'll look have the clothes down.

Next we get to the body type, get some muscles. I'm not saying go fucking inflate yourself, I'm saying to get some nice rock solid and perfectly sized muscle. This will help with confidence.

Now we head over to the confidence section. To be badass you will NEED confidence, it's just in the job description. Now you might be thinking "but I'll never get confidence, I guess I have to stop here". No! You start fucking talking to the hottest people you can the second you think that. Now confidence isn't just talking to the hottest people; it can be a number of things. A basic confidence person quote is:
"I can do this!"
-A confident person
Now we will look at a quote from a badass:
"I can do this, you know why? 'Cause I'm fuckin me!"
-A Badass (Somewhere)
Confidence isn't just "Hell yeah I'll go talk to her!" It's also "Hell yeah I'll go cliff diving with you!" Or "Hell yeah I'll go stop that bank robber!" If you have the urge to do it instead of second think it, you have confidence. However, if you have the urge to do whatever it is and be the best at it and also not care what people think, you have Badass confidence.

That's right, my short tutorial is over. Done, ka-boom! Keep looking out for the full version.